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RonBou
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« on: October 05, 2018, 05:35:07 AM »
I think I have posted this one before... but what can I say.. I like it!

 
A DEA officer stops at a ranch in Texas, and talks with an old rancher. He tells the rancher, “I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs.” The rancher says, “Okay, but do not go in that field over there,” as he points out the location.
The DEA officer verbally explodes saying, “Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me.” Reaching into his rear pants pocket, he removes his badge and proudly displays it to the rancher. “See this badge? This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish… On any land… No questions asked or answers given. Have I made myself clear?” The rancher nods politely, apologizes, and goes about his chores.
A short time later, the old rancher hears loud screams and sees the DEA officer running for his life chased by the rancher’s big bull. With every step, the bull is gaining ground on the officer, and it seems likely that he’ll get gored before he reaches safety. The officer is clearly terrified.
The rancher throws down his tools, runs to the fence and yells at the top of his lungs: “Your badge! Show him your badge!!”
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DanL
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« Reply #1 on: October 05, 2018, 02:28:46 PM »
that's a good one, even sent it to my son  Shocked  Cool
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Jack B
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« Reply #2 on: October 05, 2018, 05:20:51 PM »
I can't read it on my iPad when it's yellow.
I tried just can't.
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RonBou
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« Reply #3 on: October 06, 2018, 04:00:56 AM »
Any better Jack?
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ybnorml
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« Reply #4 on: October 06, 2018, 04:56:35 AM »
It's still comical no matter what color it comes in !!!!!
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Jack B
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« Reply #5 on: October 06, 2018, 05:58:52 PM »
Quote from: RonBou on October 06, 2018, 04:00:56 AM
Any better Jack?
Yes much better Good joke.
White background with yellow lettering doesn't work on my iPad.
Thanks
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