Circumcised

[ChromeDome]

This only proves you need to be very careful on how you word instructions to your children .....


A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming around, scratching his crotch, and not paying attention. She went back to find out what was going on.

He was quite embarrassed and whispered that he had just recently been circumcised and he was quite itchy.

The teacher told him to go down to the principal's office. He was to telephone his mother and ask her what he should do about it.

He did and returned to his class. Suddenly, there was a commotion at the back of the room She went back to investigate only to find him sitting at his desk with his penis hanging out.

'I thought I told you to call your mom!' she said.

'I did,' he said, 'And she told me that if I could stick it out till noon, she'd come and pick me up from school.'

[Brad]

That's funny 

You also need to be careful of what you say around them.  I was putting up Christmas decorations years ago when my child was about 2 and dropped a decoration which broke.  Said a choice word and moved on.  Later that day while decorating the tree with my wife present my daughter dropped an ornament which broke, without missing a beat the 2 year old said damn it!  I looked up and noticed that my wife was staring at me.

[R J]

Damn it ain't 1/2 bad.

My Ankeny, IA oldest grand daughter heard a choice one, which I told her not to ever ever say.

I snapped the valve on my O2 tank when it tipped over.  Thank God it was an empty.

Mother F'er kind of crinkled her eyeballs.

[Gilligan]

Good one.  Sometimes, however, the kids come up with something on their own.  Here is a true story from my fatherhood.

My boys, Paul and Sean were in 1st and 2nd grade when the day care center took them to the city library.  My youngest, who could already read, checked out the book, "How was I Born?"  It was very explicit about conception, pregnancy and birth.  When I picked them up, the director explained what had happened and apologized that I was going to have to have the "Birds and the Bees" discussion so soon in their young lives.  Being a good father, I went through the book with them, even though they had already gone throught it.

When we were done, my oldest said, "Dad, now I know why women shouldn't drink when they are pregnant."  I asked, "Why not?"  He said, "Because the alcohol goes through the 'fopian tube' to the baby and hurts it."  I said, "Very good."  Then he said, "I know why Paul is left-handed and I am right-handed."  "Really," I said.  "Why is that?"  He answered, "Because with me, you put it in on the right side and with Paul, you put it in on the left."

I did my best not to laugh.

[Stanley Steamer]

This only proves you need to be very careful on how you word instructions to your children .....


A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming around, scratching his crotch, and not paying attention. She went back to find out what was going on.

He was quite embarrassed and whispered that he had just recently been circumcised and he was quite itchy.

The teacher told him to go down to the principal's office. He was to telephone his mother and ask her what he should do about it.

He did and returned to his class. Suddenly, there was a commotion at the back of the room She went back to investigate only to find him sitting at his desk with his penis hanging out.

'I thought I told you to call your mom!' she said.

'I did,' he said, 'And she told me that if I could stick it out till noon, she'd come and pick me up from school.'

She lied to me....she didn't get there until almost 1pm!!.......

[Normandog]

    good one Thom 

[Big Rig]

Damn it ain't 1/2 bad.

My Ankeny, IA oldest grand daughter heard a choice one, which I told her not to ever ever say.

I snapped the valve on my O2 tank when it tipped over.  Thank God it was an empty.

Mother F'er kind of crinkled her eyeballs.

I have two boys, and when my oldest was 2 my wife let a F-bomb fly, later that day my two year old used it in context...my wife looked at me...I saif easy, I use M-F'r all the time, I asked him where he learned that one, and he said from Mommy...she was red as a cherry...I will not repeat what my wife says when she drives...but you can ask my sons...

[..]

 A 3rd grade girl got on the school bus Wednesday and said "I'm baaaack". I had noticed she had been missing from the bus for a few days so asked if she had been sick.

In a loud voice she proudly said "I wasn't sick, I had lice".