Almost...

[DDT (12)]

Dang,  we came oh so close yesterday morning... It would have counted as a 'leaner' for sure, had we been playing horseshoes... but, we weren't... something far more serious. Yep, we came about as close as we could to actually riding off... without shamefully capitulating to temptation, to hitting the starter button, and easing out the clutch...
 
Yes, I did make those varoom, varoom sounds while sitting comfortably upon that Russell Day Long, as our girl raised up off her side-stand almost unaided by her companion. I'm confident I had that far-off, glazed-over stare in my eyes... but, I didn't bother to confirm that. Nope, I just longingly pretended to... pursue relief… but I didn't complete the act. I guess caution still reigns supreme... for now...
 
That time is drawing ever closer, though... when the ballast of reason shifts and the tipping-point is passed... the time when... you know... My landlady has asked me in the past if I thought I might ever tire of riding, of this... unique hobby... The most accurate and truthful answer I've been able to offer is, "Who Knows? It’s still too soon to tell; I've only been doing it for a bit more than half a century.” Maybe time will tell another story; but, as for now and the foreseeable future...
 
Fantasies and pretend sort of remind me of those tumultuous days of puberty... Remember those? Our hormones were wildly raging, our appetites were soaring at some stratospheric peak, our desires were... mostly unsatisfied! Handholding and an occasional kiss simply didn't fulfill or quell our... unbridled lust… our seemingly oppressive genetic mandate. Varoom, varoom is a lot like that…
 
We have to content ourselves, of course, with what's available, but... we surely want to continue on and... I'm impatiently looking forward to the eventual next ‘climax’... This foreplay stuff is nearing the limits of human endurance, so it shouldn't take much longer...
 
DDT
 
 

[da prez]

  Took the bike to look at a repair job yesterday. Twelve miles to get to the job . One hundred twenty to get home. It has never happened in the truck. Is there something wrong with the bike.

                                              da prez

[Willow]

Take a ride unless your state specifically has a law against it.  You cannot catch or pass the virus while riding a motorcycle.  Now when your not rolling I suppose there's a distant possibility increasing if you dismount.

if you have to choose between rotting or riding, ride!

[Oldfishguy]

Dang,  we came oh so close yesterday morning... It would have counted as a 'leaner' for sure, had we been playing horseshoes... but, we weren't... something far more serious. Yep, we came about as close as we could to actually riding off... without shamefully capitulating to temptation, to hitting the starter button, and easing out the clutch...
 
Yes, I did make those varoom, varoom sounds while sitting comfortably upon that Russell Day Long, as our girl raised up off her side-stand almost unaided by her companion. I'm confident I had that far-off, glazed-over stare in my eyes... but, I didn't bother to confirm that. Nope, I just longingly pretended to... pursue relief… but I didn't complete the act. I guess caution still reigns supreme... for now...
 
That time is drawing ever closer, though... when the ballast of reason shifts and the tipping-point is passed... the time when... you know... My landlady has asked me in the past if I thought I might ever tire of riding, of this... unique hobby... The most accurate and truthful answer I've been able to offer is, "Who Knows? It’s still too soon to tell; I've only been doing it for a bit more than half a century.” Maybe time will tell another story; but, as for now and the foreseeable future...
 
Fantasies and pretend sort of remind me of those tumultuous days of puberty... Remember those? Our hormones were wildly raging, our appetites were soaring at some stratospheric peak, our desires were... mostly unsatisfied! Handholding and an occasional kiss simply didn't fulfill or quell our... unbridled lust… our seemingly oppressive genetic mandate. Varoom, varoom is a lot like that…
 
We have to content ourselves, of course, with what's available, but... we surely want to continue on and... I'm impatiently looking forward to the eventual next ‘climax’... This foreplay stuff is nearing the limits of human endurance, so it shouldn't take much longer...
 
DDT
 
 

Excellent piece of work.

[Hook#3287]

Varoom, varoom is a lot like that…

 

[Oss]

Agree with Carl on this one

I had a nice ride today on the bmw after taking the dog for a 2 mile walk

(The Valk had the last ride)

No reason why you cant get a taste of the wind my friend.

Go for it !

[DDT (12)]

 Took the bike to look at a repair job yesterday. Twelve miles to get to the job . One hundred twenty to get home. It has never happened in the truck. Is there something wrong with the bike.

                                              da prez

Ross,

That about sums up what all of us in the 'choir' you're preaching to already know!!! Nope, the problem is not with the bike... That truck is a bit suspect, though...    

DDT




if you have to choose between rotting or riding, ride!


Carl,

Well said! Sound advice for sure, and my next thread will address more of my own thoughts on the matter... Thanks!

DDT




Excellent piece of work.



Oldfishguy,

Thank you very much for that comment!!! I do appreciate your reply more than you could know...  

DDT

Varoom, varoom is a lot like that…

 

Bill,

I got a BOG when that analogy came to me! Glad to know some got what I was trying to say!!! Glad to see you're holding up to your Yankee winter, too... I have a hard time even trying to comprehend such... I know, I'm hopelessly spoiled!!! Anyway, thanks for the reply...

DDT



No reason why you cant get a taste of the wind my friend.

Go for it !



Evan,

Clearly sage counsel is your stock and trade! Thanks for the reply and advice... As mentioned above, I do have a bit more to say on this topic... stay tuned!

DDT