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kiwi#9582
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« on: January 19, 2010, 08:18:01 AM »

An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several years.   

He had a large pond in the back bordered by a sheltering wood. 

It was properly shaped and deep enough for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple, and peach  trees.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't  been there for a while, and look it over.

He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.

As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.   

As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.   


He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.

One of the women shouted to him, 'we're not coming out until you leave!' 

The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked.'

Holding the bucket up he said, 'I'm here to feed the alligator.'

Some old men can still think fast.
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2 nd 1998 Sadona red and Creame Tourer. ( 1st one with 104K )
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Ride Woodlands, TX. area.
Have ridden in all but FOUR Northwestern States
Big Rig
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« Reply #1 on: January 19, 2010, 09:40:24 AM »

A nice lunch time read.... Grin
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« Reply #2 on: January 19, 2010, 09:59:09 AM »

 cooldude cooldude
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« Reply #3 on: January 19, 2010, 10:10:22 AM »

Cute story, Kiwi.   cooldude I've been missing you.

I hope the ride went well.

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kiwi#9582
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« Reply #4 on: January 20, 2010, 06:03:57 AM »

Thanks, all.....

Yes, except for COLD ride down, all went well at the funeral and the ride back.

PGR showed up and did great job consoling me and escorting.  made new friends and learned a lot about my Veteran cousin.

Thanks for getting back.
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2 nd 1998 Sadona red and Creame Tourer. ( 1st one with 104K )
VRCC, VSG, SCRC, GWRRA, PGR.
Ride Woodlands, TX. area.
Have ridden in all but FOUR Northwestern States
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