Saying Goodbye to Mother........

You don't have to own a cat to appreciate this one! You don't even have to like 'em!

A man and his wife were dressed and ready to go out for a New Years Eve Party. They turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on, covered their pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard.

They phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and when they opened the front door to leave the house. The cat scoots back into the front door.

They didn't want the cat shut in the house because she always tries to eat the bird.

The wife goes out to the taxi, while the husband went inside to get the cat. The cat runs upstairs, with him in hot pursuit.

Waiting in the cab, the wife doesn't want the driver to know that the house will be empty for the night. So, she explains to the taxi driver that her husband will be out soon, 'He's just going upstairs to say Goodbye to my mother.'

A few minutes later, he got into the cab. 'Sorry I took so long,' he said, as they drove away. 'That stupid witch was hiding under the bed. I had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to take off, so I grabbed her by the neck. Then, I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me.
But it worked! I hauled her fat a$$ downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!

The cab driver hit a parked car.