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Oh That Smell....

Started by Big Rig, Tue 09, Mar 2010, 09:41:01

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Big Rig

FROZEN SKUNK
 
A man and his wife were driving home one very cold night when the wife asks her husband to stop the car.
 
There was a baby skunk lying at the side of the road, and she got out to see if it was still alive.
 
It was, and she said to her husband, "It's nearly frozen to death.. Can we take it with us, get it warm, and let it go in the morning?"
 
He says, "O. K., Get in the car with it."
 
Where shall I put it to get it warm?"
 
He says, "Put it in between your legs. It's nice and warm there."
 
"But what about the smell?"
 
"Just hold its little nose."
 
The man is expected to recover; but the frozen skunk she used to beat him with died at the scene.
 
:2funny:

Cliff

 :cooldude: Thanks for the good chuckle. ;D
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charligirl

LMAO!!! That's just too funny   :D  ;D