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Brest Implant usage

Started by BigAlOfMD, Thu 11, Mar 2010, 09:06:35

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BigAlOfMD

Last Night, on one TV show they found a dead woman with her breast implants removed.
At first, they suspected she had used them to smuggle drugs from Mexico :)
Later it turned out that she was being used to smuggle micro dots.

That got me thinking of another possible use.
Female terrorist walking bomb :(
Each filled with compartmentalized liquids that when squeezed in a certain way, mixes the liquids and her boobs go bang.

So security people will need to be very careful how they frisk female suspects :)

henry 008

i've heard that to be true!  terroists have been over here for years learning the surgery, and now are going back and performing these breast bomb implants.  they knew we were going to start using body scans at the airports, and these are undetecable.
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Mickey Runie

This thread is worthless without pictures.   :-\

dreamaker

Its a good thing that you just brought it to every knuckle heads attention that surfs our forum. Some things are best not discussed, I'm sure you just put up a big red flag on yourself to Homeland. From experience I know others surf our forum. If you ever think that anything on the Internet is private, think again. I'm not trying to be rude, just trying to lookout for people. Just my opinion.

Dan

valkmc

Quote from: dreamaker on Thu 11, Mar 2010, 11:24:30
Its a good thing that you just brought it to every knuckle heads attention that surfs our forum. Some things are best not discussed, I'm sure you just put up a big red flag on yourself to Homeland. From experience I know others surf our forum. If you ever think that anything on the Internet is private, think again. I'm not trying to be rude, just trying to lookout for people. Just my opinion.

Dan

No problem, once the goof ball men over there see there women with breast implants they won/t want to blow them up, they will keep them.
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Big Rig

Quote from: henry 008 on Thu 11, Mar 2010, 09:14:22
i've heard that to be true!  terroists have been over here for years learning the surgery, and now are going back and performing these breast bomb implants.  they knew we were going to start using body scans at the airports, and these are undetecable.

Breat implants are detecable...that is one of the main concerns with the scanning systems...


ArmyValker

Quote from: dreamaker on Thu 11, Mar 2010, 11:24:30
Its a good thing that you just brought it to every knuckle heads attention that surfs our forum. Some things are best not discussed, I'm sure you just put up a big red flag on yourself to Homeland. From experience I know others surf our forum. If you ever think that anything on the Internet is private, think again. I'm not trying to be rude, just trying to lookout for people. Just my opinion.

Dan

Maybe I'm naive, but I think anyone with the resources to do such a thing probably doesn't need to get their ideas from internet forums.

Bandit

Oh I've know this for years, that's why I have been watching Dolly Parton so long.  When she explodes she will take half of TN with her  :2funny:

Bandit

JetDriver

Gives a whole new meaning to "Boobie Trap."  (Sorry, you knew somebody was going to say it- I wanted to be first)

Sludge

Quote from: JetDriver on Thu 11, Mar 2010, 14:14:45
Gives a whole new meaning to "Boobie Trap."  (Sorry, you knew somebody was going to say it- I wanted to be first)

LOL yea it was a matter of time.  ;D
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Oss

I vote for whoever said lets make a blast proof booth that we all pass thru one at a time before we enter the airport that blows up any bomb we may be carrying.


Steamer and Al are you filling out the application for boob inspector online right now ? :D

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Duckwheat

So are you recommending we raise our awareness for potential terrorist? 

Here in Idaho we will throw you in jail for almost anything. Will need to be fairly discrete.

DW

Stanley Steamer

Quote from: Oss on Thu 11, Mar 2010, 20:47:06
I vote for whoever said lets make a blast proof booth that we all pass thru one at a time before we enter the airport that blows up any bomb we may be carrying.


Steamer and Al are you filling out the application for boob inspector online right now ? :D



I've been an "unofficial" boob inspector since I was about 12.... ;).. :cooldude:.. :)



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Big Rig

Ya have to love a fellow BREAST man!!! :cooldude: :o

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