Humor in Uniform 3/18/2010

[R J]

3/18/2010
I was talking on the phone with my son, who was stationed in Hawaii with the Air Force.  He was explaining how the troops were learning to scuba dive.  They used the buddy system, he said, and occasionally dived into shark-infested waters.   Listening on the extension, my daughter asked, "What do you do when you see a shark?"  Said my son, "Swim faster than my buddy."          Joan Nozkowski