Gotta admit....I am gonna use the ol' "Man, was I ever drunk" excuse too if people drive by and see me kissin' on a dead possum.
We have no rules down here in the south bout' bringin' a possum home to introduce to the kin folks and all - but a dead one - that just ain't right. In fact, that is just WRONG in so many ways.
Especially doin' it on the side of the road - man, get a room or something!
