Gonorrhea Lectim (joke, not valk related)

[TomT]

Gonorrhea Lectim                Subject: CDC warning.....

          Very important information has just been made public that I think is
          something you should all be aware of:  Gonorrhea Lectim.  The Center for
          Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of this
          old disease.
          The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim.  It's pronounced "Gonna re-elect 'im."
            The disease is contracted through dangerous and high-risk behavior
          involving putting your cranium up your rectum.  Many victims contracted it
          in 2008 ..... but now most people, after having been infected for the past
          1-2 years, are starting to realize how destructive this sickness is.

          It's sad because it is so easily cured with a new procedure just coming on
          the market called Vo-tem-out!  You take the first dose/step in 2010 and the
          second dosage in 2012, and simply don't engage in such behavior again,
          otherwise it could become permanent and eventually wipe out all life as we
          know it.

          Several states are already on top of this like Virginia and New Jersey ,
          now Massachusetts , with many more seeing the writing on the wall.

          Please pass this important message on to all those bright folk you really care about.