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« Reply #40 on: April 14, 2010, 01:21:52 PM » |
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that's true, too!
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« Reply #41 on: April 14, 2010, 04:46:17 PM » |
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For centuries, Hindu women have worn a dot on their foreheads. Most of us have thought this was connected with tradition or religion, but the Indian embassy in Ottawa has recently revealed the true story.
When a Hindu woman gets married, she brings a dowry into the union. On her wedding night, the husband scratches off the dot to see whether he has won a convenience store, a gas station, a donut shop, a taxi cab, or a motel in the United States . If nothing is there, he must remain in India to answer telephones and provide technical advice. Ya don't get it, do you? Would you still tell n*gger jokes? Can you explain how this is different? and CoonAss jokes, and lawyer jokes, and blonde jokes, and priest jokes, and biker jokes, and .......... Heck yeah, I would and do. If you can't laugh at yourself, you are in a sorry state. I'm not laughing at myself, nor am I laughing at race based jokes... I know them all... I used to tell them. Times change... for the better I think... and if you cannot see the line that has been crossed with the original post then possibly you haven't caught up with changing times... and are in a 'sorry state'. hindu which is what the joke was about is not a race.. ITS A RELIGION.. if I remember correctly NO ONE has done more name callin on this board THAN YOU Yeah, he seems to have forgotten he called several folks "Troglodytes", but name callers are usually the first to whine. And miss,,,, didn't know he had been absent. And thanks LazerPat for the grins. |
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« Reply #42 on: April 14, 2010, 09:51:55 PM » |
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2 child molesters siting in a bar trading stories , one says to the other ,
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that's nothing , last week , I had a 12 year old that had the body of a 8 year old "
Read this in a Play Boy 'zine
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« Reply #43 on: April 14, 2010, 10:35:08 PM » |
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Waht does dog crap and women have in common ??
The older they are , the easier they are to PICK UP
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MP
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« Reply #44 on: April 15, 2010, 04:58:42 AM » |
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S.E. You need to laugh at yourself once in a while. I am Irish, ever heard of drunk Irish jokes?
My wife is Norwegian, ever heard of them? My late uncle, 100% Norwegian, and proud of it, told more Norwegian jokes than anyone I know!
Lots of Polish friends here, ever heard of Polish jokes?
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So, everyone needs to stop being so da**ed touchy! Laugh at yourself once in a while. Makes life a whole lot better, than trying to find a way to be offended.
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« Reply #45 on: April 15, 2010, 07:31:49 AM » |
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S.E. You need to laugh at yourself once in a while. I am Irish, ever heard of drunk Irish jokes?
My wife is Norwegian, ever heard of them? My late uncle, 100% Norwegian, and proud of it, told more Norwegian jokes than anyone I know!
Lots of Polish friends here, ever heard of Polish jokes?
etc.
So, everyone needs to stop being so da**ed touchy! Laugh at yourself once in a while. Makes life a whole lot better, than trying to find a way to be offended.
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« Reply #46 on: April 15, 2010, 07:52:26 AM » |
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Waht does dog crap and women have in common ??
The older they are , the easier they are to PICK UP
NOW THAT'S ONE FOR MY FATHER IN LAW!!  After my mother in law passed away, he shacked up with a woman that seems about 20 years older then him but in reality she's only 1 physical year older. She’s been on welfare all her life so doing any type of work is a chore to her. |
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« Reply #47 on: April 15, 2010, 09:39:10 AM » |
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methinks some people just LOOK to be offended.
just my 2 cents, ymmv.
Yeah, and when they can't find something to bitch about they get "offended" for other people. I've never noticed any moral outrage during March when all the Irish jokes get re-told on the board. |
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