On a lighter note......

[Stanley Steamer]

Today, while going to the store, I passed by a nursing home. On the front lawn were six old ladies lying naked on the grass.

I thought this was a bit unusual, but continued on my way to the store.

On my return trip, I passed the same nursing home with the same six old ladies lying naked on the lawn. This time my curiosity got the best of me, & I went inside to talk to the Nursing Home Administrator.

"Do you know there are six ladies lying naked on your Front lawn?"

"Yes," she said. "They're retired prostitutes, they're having a yard sale."

[ricoman]

This one will get retold!!

[Brad]

That is a good one......but you forgot to tell the rest of the story, how you had to make a run to the local atm and get some cash.  How much did you spend at the yard sale?   

[Stanley Steamer]

No $$ left for that.....I pay over $700 month to the Wife for those services....it'd probably be cheaper if I had though!!.....

[RoadKill]

No $$ left for that.....I pay over $700 month to the Wife for those services....it'd probably be cheaper if I had though!!.....

Nope...I bet it is cheaper to keep with the current agreement   Lawyers aint cheap and visits to that "free clinic" aint free!