....riding ..into...Canada...piece of cake...first time was when I moved to Northern Michigan from jersey...got to the border...guy goes....got any guns ???....mmmm....nope.....Welcome to Canada ! ..

......gettin...Back...into the states....sometimes not so easy...especially when ya got somebody like Chili on the back....shes an instigator this one....commin back into the States....she gets the bright idea to...smuggle contraband...back into the country...yup....45 Dolla Cuban Cee - Garrrr....she found the perfect "hiding spot" too....that little pouch on the back of MY backrest.....we got to the border and my new and improved ..expensive License/Passport ...wouldnt scan....brand friggin new....NY Border Gaurd with a really bad toupe sez into the radio...yeh....they,re on a BLACK motorcycle..with a BLACK trailer...and HIS Passport WONT SCAN !!!...to which the reply on the end is....DONT LET EM IN !!!....DONT LET EM IN !!!. ...the bad toupe guys turns to us and goes...uhhh...you need to pull around the corner here and park right in the middle of this...painted square...all outta site like...I replied....yeh...I heard...

.....so we get searched and the guy looks everywhere but....the little pouch on the back of my backrest...we finally got through..but I,ll tell ya what...its a weird feeling being in...another country...looking at that big ol...Welcome To America sign...and seeing New York all pretty like behind and being given the ...once over...before they let cha in....mebbe next time I,ll tell em...the woman on the back...aint with me..

....oh well....was good for a ..."Photo Op"..anyway..

....thats us....waiting to be "searched"...next to the Top Secret .."Black Room"..


