Husband Down

[Ice]

Git this from the Wife just now, I fear the worst.......

On the PA system: 'Cleanup on aisle 25, we have a husband down'
 

   

   
    Husband Down
   
A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal*Mart.
 The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart.
 'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife.
 'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans he replies.
 'Put them back, we can't afford them demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping.
A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.
 What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband.
 'It’s my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' replies the wife.
Her husband retorts: 'So does 24 cans of Budweiser and it's half the price.' 

[COOK'n in Utah]

Sounds like mouth working with out brain engaged... 

I've had that bug bite me. Lucky, never terminaly.   

[Werner]

I have one too..............

The wife tells her husband to get some bread from the grocery store. While he leaves she yells after him "if they have eggs, please bring 6 of'em!"
Half an hour later the husband comes home and puts 6 bread loaves on the kitchen table.
His wife asks him, why he bought 6 bread loaves and the husband answers "well, they had eggs!"

Greetings from Germany

[Chrisj CMA]

proof the husband is right about the beer

http://www.brackenspub.com/beer.swf