Humor in Uniform 8/17/2010

[R J]

8/17/2010
A pair of night-vision goggles sets Uncle Sam back a pretty penny.  So just before night maneuvers, as my son-in-law handed a pair to a young private with a reputation for losing things, he warned, “Hold on to these!” Afterward, my son-in-law ran into the private, who said, “I have good news and bad news.”  “you lost those goggles?”  “No, of course not.”  So what’s the bad news?”  “I lost the Humvee.”
Connie Stacy