Got a nice compliment today (non-Valk)

[SANDMAN5]

Went to Wally World to grab a few things. Parked my cart out of the way
and was reading labels on some dog treats. Noticed someone behind me
and turned to see a rather attractive young lady, 20ish. She was looking
OVER my cart at some dog food. So I said "I'm sorry, am I in your way?"
She replied.."No, you're fine." Well!!! We all know that in the vernacular of
young people, "fine" means "terribly attractive and/or highly desirable"!!!
But I just smiled inwardly and said to her "No thanks, I'm married." She got
kind of a funny look on her face then, probably never been turned down
before. So I walked away...didn't wanna give in to temptation. Nice to know
I still got it!
 I'm quite sure if it had been someone less attractive than me, like Steamer,
the conversation would have started out considerably less friendly.
  ???

[Kaiser]

Good thing you are BASHFULbob, or that story might have had a different ending.

[JimL]

So Bob, were you well rested after waking up from that "Mittyesque" dream of yours!?  

[big turkey]

You might want to modify that story a bit Bob , before someone sees it.

Oops too late.

Al

[Michael K (Az.)]

WOW! So you're a major "PLAYA"!

[ricoman]

At least she didn't call you "sir"-I hate it when they do that.
Old guys are called "sir" not us guys with life experience!
right Bob? or did she say "sir" ?

[Stanley Steamer]

Alright now OLD TIMER!!....... ..........it sure would have ended differently had it been me.......I'd have put the "Gravy" in the gravytrain!!.......

[SANDMAN5]

Alright now OLD TIMER!!....... ..........it sure would have ended differently had it been me.......I'd have put the "Gravy" in the gravytrain!!.......   

LOL...no, you wouldn't have got the chance!! If it had been you instead of me,
when you asked if you were in the way she probably would have said..
"Yes, sir. Now move it"!!! 

[Hoser]

Your'e just too bashfull!  Hoser 

[John Schmidt]

The other morning I was just out of the shower, brushing my teesh & standing next to the razor for my morning "beauty treatment" when I hear a knock on the bathroom door. A female voice asked "are you decent" to which I answered "not any more." In walks this amused and attractive lady(to me anyway), came up behind me and grabbed two handsful of cheek, then remarked "looks pretty decent to me." 

Thanks honey, even a guy needs to know he still catches your eye after all these years. 

[DIGGER]

I'm 60 and at the movie thie other night a young lady about 40....darned good looking with a killer body sat next to me and started talking with me before the movie, really started coming on to me.....wispering in my ear, rubbing up against me, and after the movie we headed to her place and just as we were going into the door of her apartment my alarm went off and woke me up and I had to get up from bed and go to work.

[Kaiser]

I'm 60 and at the movie thie other night a young lady about 40....darned good looking with a killer body sat next to me and started talking with me before the movie, really started coming on to me.....wispering in my ear, rubbing up against me, and after the movie we headed to her place and just as we were going into the door of her apartment my alarm went off and woke me up and I had to get up from bed and go to work.

 

HA!  Thanks Digger - I needed the laugh.

[JimL]

The other morning I was just out of the shower, brushing my teesh & standing next to the razor for my morning "beauty treatment" when I hear a knock on the bathroom door. A female voice asked "are you decent" to which I answered "not any more." In walks this amused and attractive lady(to me anyway), came up behind me and grabbed two handsful of cheek, then remarked "looks pretty decent to me." 

Thanks honey, even a guy needs to know he still catches your eye after all these years. 

Hmmm...I sort of had the same experience, but instead my wife informed me I had to go on a diet!!

[Jess from VA]

I'm 60 and at the movie the other night a young lady about 40....darned good looking with a killer body sat next to me and started talking with me before the movie, really started coming on to me.....whispering in my ear, rubbing up against me, and after the movie we headed to her place and just as we were going into the door of her apartment my alarm went off and woke me up and I had to get up from bed and go to work.

That's MY story, and I'm stuck with it.     HAHAHAHAHHA!

I will never forget the dreams I got when using the nicotine patch to quit smoking some years ago.  The mistake is changing patches just before bedtime.   UooRaw.... live, in living color, with multiple warm bodies, like a 14yo's dream............... and then the alarm goes off at O dark thirty.  I was pissed off till noon.

[Kaiser]

That's MY story, and I'm stuck with it.     HAHAHAHAHHA!

I will never forget the dreams I got when using the nicotine patch to quit smoking some years ago.  The mistake is changing patches just before bedtime.   UooRaw.... live, in living color, with multiple warm bodies, like a 14yo's dream............... and then the alarm goes off at O dark thirty.  I was pissed off till noon.

Makes a person wonder what happened at noon. 

Musta had a good lunch break or something. 

[98 T]

I was at an event a while back and noticed 3 young, attractive ladies looking at me. I would guess them to be early - mid twenties.  They were a ways away from me, but they were talking among themselves and I sure got the feeling they were talking about me.  I turned away and pretended not to notice.  I looked back, and one of the women was coming toward me. I looked around me, there was no one else right by me, so she MUST have been coming toward me!!  She  came up to me in sort of a timid way, and said something like, "This may be a crazy question, but........" 

 I'm thinkin'  "WOW- I still got it with the 20-something babes"....

and she finishes her question..."  are you Christopher's dad? "  Christopher is my 21 year old son. She goes on... " We have classes with him."   

 I answer, "yes, he's my son"... she says,  " I think we met you once when you were with Chris.  Tell him 'Hi' from us"  and told me her name and walks away with the other 2 women....

I guess the young babes only think of me as someone's dad....

oh well

It felt good to be a chick magnet for about 20 seconds...

[DIGGER]

I was at an event a while back and noticed 3 young, attractive ladies looking at me. I would guess them to be early - mid twenties.  They were a ways away from me, but they were talking among themselves and I sure got the feeling they were talking about me.  I turned away and pretended not to notice.  I looked back, and one of the women was coming toward me. I looked around me, there was no one else right by me, so she MUST have been coming toward me!!  She  came up to me in sort of a timid way, and said something like, "This may be a crazy question, but........" 

 I'm thinkin'  "WOW- I still got it with the 20-something babes"....

and she finishes her question..."  are you Christopher's dad? "  Christopher is my 21 year old son. She goes on... " We have classes with him."   

 I answer, "yes, he's my son"... she says,  " I think we met you once when you were with Chris.  Tell him 'Hi' from us"  and told me her name and walks away with the other 2 women....

I guess the young babes only think of me as someone's dad....

oh well

It felt good to be a chick magnet for about 20 seconds...

yeah, I work in a high rise bldg in downtown Houston and when I'm with my co workers and a good looking young babe comes in the area and everyone is uuuing and aweing I say "manoman, my son would really like her."

[FLAVALK]

I can just hear her talking to her friend later that day...."You're just not going to believe what this old fart said to me today at Wally World....." 

[Charlie McCready]

Digger, Bashful Bob was dreaming too !!!  "fess up Bob !!!

[SANDMAN5]

Digger, Bashful Bob was dreaming too !!!  "fess up Bob !!!

No, really!!! Thing is, some of you missed the point. When she said "No, you're
fine" she was answering my question about being in her way. The rest I
kinda ad-libbed. I'm pretty sure she got a kick out of it! For several years
I've made it a point to say "unexpected stuff" in normal situations. Breaks up
the monotony!! I've never answered "How are you?" with "Fine, how about you?"
Say something off the wall!!!! 

[fudgie]

When you said you were married, what would you have said if she said 'I dont care!' 

[SANDMAN5]

When you said you were married, what would you have said if she said 'I dont care!' 

Don't matter if she cared....I care.

[fudgie]

When you said you were married, what would you have said if she said 'I dont care!' 

Don't matter if she cared....I care.

My EMS partner is a women (hottest one here). Everytime she asks if I can do her a favor, i tell her i'm a married man. 

[SANDMAN5]

My EMS partner is a women (hottest one here). Everytime she asks if I can do her a favor, i tell her i'm a married man. 

Sometimes it ain't easy!!

[czuch]

When they ask " How are you" I reply " I've been told I'm ok".
That gets the head cocked to the side HUH? look.

[RP#62]

I've found you go through stages.  I'm out of the stage where you're invisible to young women.  I'm visible to them now but I've graduated to the "creepy old guy" stage.
-RP