I know your post is meant as a joke, and it’s pretty funny.

If you had read an earlier post from me regarding this subject, you would see that, at least here in St. Louis, Mosques are next door to bars, liquor stores, and BBQ joints with no problems.
Now, if you want to see what intolerance is like, you should visit the area West of Rolla, MO. There were several strip clubs there for years that were supported by nearby Ft. Leonard Wood. A conservative fundamentalist church moved there and immediately began a campaign to close the clubs. The clubs weren’t even next door, but the church couldn’t tolerate them.