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Author Topic: Problem solved. . . . Middle Eastern Religious bldg near Ground Zero  (Read 1406 times)
fuzzy2bucks
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« on: September 25, 2010, 08:45:41 PM »

Puns


 I am appalled at all my friends who are so opposed to the Religous building near
 ground zero. To show our tolerance, we should
 let them build. Then right across the street, someone should put a topless
 bar, called . . .
"You Mecca Me Hot".

 Next to that should be a gay bar . . .
 "The  Turban Cowboy".


And next door to the Religous building they want to build should be a pork rib
restaurant, maybe "Iraq o' Ribs"?


Then the Middle Easterner's could be allowed to show their tolerance.

Problem solved.
 
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FryeVRCCDS0067
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« Reply #1 on: September 26, 2010, 06:32:26 AM »

That's a sweet solution.  cooldude
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« Reply #2 on: September 26, 2010, 06:35:03 AM »

What a great idea, nothing quite like good old American Ingenuity.
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Popeye
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« Reply #3 on: September 26, 2010, 07:55:39 AM »


Couldn't agree more.
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« Reply #4 on: September 26, 2010, 08:43:14 AM »

and fuzzy, maybe once a year we can get some of your "girl friends" to do a topless parade to save the TATAS down that street.  Pink ribbons and the whole thing....I hear them "middle easterners" have to jump off the empire state building or something if they see a naked woman that is not a spouse
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alph
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« Reply #5 on: September 26, 2010, 09:00:00 AM »

and fuzzy, maybe once a year we can get some of your "girl friends" to do a topless parade to save the TATAS down that street.  Pink ribbons and the whole thing....I hear them "middle easterners" have to jump off the empire state building or something if they see a naked woman that is not a spouse

That’ll never happen, see, the city council, mayor, aldermen, or what ever, will be inundated with muslim "leaders".  You will soon see a rash of muslims running for public office, kind of like the presidency.  They will all sympathize with the "prosecution" of the muslim religion that is going on from all those that are not part of their religion.....  they will build more mosques all over, even if people do not attend them, they will build them. 
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fuzzy2bucks
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« Reply #6 on: September 26, 2010, 11:23:05 AM »

The previous poster gives the middle easterner's way too much credibility.  They have shown over the last 6 decades that they are not capable to do anything for themselves, the western nations have built their countries from the bottom up.
When there oil starts to run dry they will be back on their camels wandering in the desert. 
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big turkey
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« Reply #7 on: September 26, 2010, 12:56:38 PM »

POYFECT>

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Robert
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« Reply #8 on: September 26, 2010, 06:19:51 PM »

Can it be like in the red light district of Amsterdam and have the girls out in windows?
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Duffy
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« Reply #9 on: September 26, 2010, 07:18:29 PM »

tol·er·ance
[tol-er-uhns]
 
–noun
1. a fair, objective, and permissive attitude toward those whose opinions, practices, race, religion, nationality, etc., differ from one's own; freedom from bigotry.
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Bobbo
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« Reply #10 on: September 26, 2010, 07:42:33 PM »

Indianawizzard beat you to this pun:

http://www.valkyrieforum.com/bbs/index.php/topic,21039.msg182813.html#msg182813
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Charlie
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« Reply #11 on: September 27, 2010, 06:38:15 AM »

Bobbo, give us a break.  As a group, we are aging.  Senility is setting in, our memories aren't what they used to be.  Besides, most of the ideas we come up with are pretty original.  For an example, the other day I came up with one.  It goes like this:

We should let the moslems build their building near Ground Zero. Then right across the street, someone should put a topless bar, called . . .
"You Mecca Me Hot".

 Next to that should be a gay bar . . .
 "The  Turban Cowboy".


And next door to the Religous building they want to build should be a pork rib
restaurant, maybe "Iraq o' Ribs"?

What do you think?
 Cheesy Grin Cheesy Shocked angel
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« Reply #12 on: September 27, 2010, 11:09:19 AM »

Wow!  Amazing!  I was just going to post that same joke!   Cheesy  Grin
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G-Man
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« Reply #13 on: September 27, 2010, 11:51:17 AM »

Wow!  Amazing!  I was just going to post that same joke!   Cheesy  Grin


What joke ?   Cheesy
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fiddle mike
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« Reply #14 on: September 27, 2010, 12:34:18 PM »

I don't know what the problem is. New Yorkers support Democrats, you know, the guys who ridiculed Ollie North when he first warned about bin Laden.  

It wouldn't hurt my feelings if they had a Muslim middle finger stuck in their faces every day.
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