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Something for Everyone...

What do you call two boys playing basketball south of the border?
Juan on Juan

What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
The position of the dirt bag.

Why is air a lot like sex?
Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
45 lbs

What's the difference between a porcupine and BMW?
A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia?
Everyone has the same DNA.

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Breasts don't have eyes.

What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
A speech impediment.

What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half-mast?
They're hiring.

What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with... "a recipe."