speaking your mind

[ricoman]

Great cartoon in today's comics
The guy says "I'm a senior citizen. I've earned the right to speak my mind."
Then he says "too bad I can't remember what I wanted to say"

Unfortunately, I can identify with that!

[Chiefy]

Great cartoon in today's comics
The guy says "I'm a senior citizen. I've earned the right to speak my mind."
Then he says "too bad I can't remember what I wanted to say"

Unfortunately, I can identify with that!

Saw that one too, and I immediately thought of you............

 

[Jess from VA]

Senior texting and posting abbreviations:

ATD: At The Doctor's

BFF: Best Friend Farted

BTW: Bring The Wheelchair

BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth

CBM: Covered By Medicare

CGU: Can't get up

CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center

DWI: Driving While Incontinent

FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers

FWIW: Forgot Where I Was

FYI: Found Your Insulin

GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!

GHA: Got Heartburn Again

HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement

IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?

LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out

LOL: Living On Lipitor

LWO: Lawrence Welk's On

OMMR: On My Massage Recliner

OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.

PIMP: Pooped in my pants

ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up

SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop

TTYL: Talk To You Louder

WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?

WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again

WTP: Where's The Prunes?

WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil

GLKI (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In
 

[alph]

THAT'S A FUNNY COMIC!!  thankfully i have such smart ass kids to finish my sentences!!!

[Oss]

Good one, sounds like describing my father in law who is down here now

A few days here in Ft Lauderdale and I have had enough of crazy seniors driving to last me a while


Seems at 4pm they are all on the road going to the early bird specials.   Especially the cars with Canadian plates

We eat at 9 or 10 even when the roads are safer, only have to worry about drunks and druggies at that hour

Anyone in the area shout out leavin Sunday