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« on: January 06, 2011, 02:05:19 PM »
This week's statistics on airport screening from the Department of Homeland Security: 

Terrorist Plots Discovered 0 
Transvestites       133
Hernias 1,485 
Hemorrhoids 3,172 
Enlarged Prostates    8,249 
Breast Implants   59,350 
Natural Blondes        3

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Smokinjoe-VRCCDS#0005
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« Reply #1 on: January 06, 2011, 02:33:56 PM »
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I've seen alot of people that thought they were cool , but then again Lord I've seen alot of fools.
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« Reply #2 on: January 06, 2011, 04:22:34 PM »
I hear the TSA is coming out with a new calendar now.... with models even......
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« Reply #3 on: January 06, 2011, 04:54:04 PM »
Of course you all have to bring this up again when I have to fly to San Diego next month, because I  got subpoenaed in a law suit agained the company I work for. tickedoff
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