you wont believe this . There closing 7-11

[Jess Tolbirt]

Helll you aint gonna catch any fish like that,, let me hop in and we will go trollin!!!!

[MacDragon]

I'm laughin more and more as I read this thread... I'm 1/2 French 1/4 Scottish and 1/4 Irish ... So I must be an old Frog that drinks too much and hates my neighbors...   I also chose to live in New England... so I must be stupid too cuz I can only ride 1/2 the damn year.   Nice day today though... so I'm going out for a well deserved ride and check in on this thread later...
I'm probably a P.O.O.P too...

Ride safe all.

[BigAlOfMD]

Why is it that folks who post racially/ethnically tinged jokes can't even use the correct homonym in the post subject line?  Is it laziness?  Ignorance?  Just curious.

UR so anal retentive that you need a glass belly button to C   

[bigguy]

A good ole Arkansas boy won a bass boat in a raffle drawing.  

He brought it home and his wife looks at him and says, "What you gonna do with that?  

There ain't no water deep enough to float a boat within 100 miles of here."  

He says, "I won it and I'm a gonna keep it."

His brother came over to visit several days later.  He sees the wife and asks where his brother is.  

She says, "He's out there in his bass boat", pointing to the field behind the house.

The brother heads out behind the house and sees his brother sitting in a bass boat with a fishing rod in his hand down in the middle of a big field.  He yells out to him, "What are you doing?"

His brother replies, "I'm fishin.  What does it look like I'm a doing."

His brother yells, "It's people like you that give people from Arkansas a bad name, makin everybody think we is stupid".  

"If I could swim, I'd come out there and whip your arse!"

NOW I'VE DONE GONE AND OFFENDED PEOPLE FROM ARKANSAS.  

The ones that can read anyway. And they may BOTH decide to whip your @$$. 

[bigguy]

Trying to find the lyrics to an old song, "Plain old Plainsman." I thought it was by the Sons of the Pioneers, but might have been by The Easy Riders.
Pertinent lines goes something like, "My mother was English, my Father was Dutch. With French, German, Irish thrown in for the touch. But out here in Texas where I wonder and roam, I'm a plain old plainsman who ain't go no home."

Sounds like a Valke rider to me.

[ArmyValker]

A good ole Arkansas boy won a bass boat in a raffle drawing.  

He brought it home and his wife looks at him and says, "What you gonna do with that?  

There ain't no water deep enough to float a boat within 100 miles of here."  

He says, "I won it and I'm a gonna keep it."

His brother came over to visit several days later.  He sees the wife and asks where his brother is.  

She says, "He's out there in his bass boat", pointing to the field behind the house.

The brother heads out behind the house and sees his brother sitting in a bass boat with a fishing rod in his hand down in the middle of a big field.  He yells out to him, "What are you doing?"

His brother replies, "I'm fishin.  What does it look like I'm a doing."

His brother yells, "It's people like you that give people from Arkansas a bad name, makin everybody think we is stupid".  

"If I could swim, I'd come out there and whip your arse!"

NOW I'VE DONE GONE AND OFFENDED PEOPLE FROM ARKANSAS.  

The ones that can read anyway. And they may BOTH decide to whip your @$$.