and now a little bathroom humor

[musclehead]

I travel all over and rarely get to use my own bathroom    most truck stops have taken the human element out of the 'when to flush' descision. resulting in a wide variety of experiences and a few nick names for toilets.

the hair trigger, this is a toilet that flushes if you so much as breathe whilst sitting on it.

the shower, you break your dang finger trying to get out of the stall because its slinging water EVERYWHERE

the drizzler, hair trigger, goes off and next thing you know your butts moist.

the bidet, hair trigger, goes off and you need a towel

I had a couple others, but I'm going to have to think about it for a while.  guess I grab a magazine and go to my "thinking place"

[old2soon]

I travel all over and rarely get to use my own bathroom    most truck stops have taken the human element out of the 'when to flush' descision. resulting in a wide variety of experiences and a few nick names for toilets.

the hair trigger, this is a toilet that flushes if you so much as breathe whilst sitting on it.

the shower, you break your dang finger trying to get out of the stall because its slinging water EVERYWHERE

the drizzler, hair trigger, goes off and next thing you know your butts moist.

the bidet, hair trigger, goes off and you need a towel

I had a couple others, but I'm going to have to think about it for a while.  guess I grab a magazine and go to my "thinking place"

    And people STILL ask me iffin i miss drivin O T R. Yeah right. RIDE SAFE.

[Willow]

I had a couple others, but I'm going to have to think about it for a while.  guess I grab a magazine and go to my "thinking place"

I was working for a day in the service center that was the home base and dispatch for a lot of service personnel.  In the restroom stall was a rack with a half dozen magazines.  At first I thought, hey, that's pretty thoughtful, but then I began to think about what was actually provided.  You know, some reading material in my own resting place is one thing, but sharing with a host of others in that location?     Not so much. 

I left them alone. 

[9Ball]

I had a couple others, but I'm going to have to think about it for a while.  guess I grab a magazine and go to my "thinking place"

I was working for a day in the service center that was the home base and dispatch for a lot of service personnel.  In the restroom stall was a rack with a half dozen magazines.  At first I thought, hey, that's pretty thoughtful, but then I began to think about what was actually provided.  You know, some reading material in my own resting place is one thing, but sharing with a host of others in that location?    Not so much.  

I left them alone.  

I don't touch the magazines in the doctor's office anymore either....people are sick, sneezing, or worse.  I equate these magazines to biohazards.....

[HayHauler]

I had a couple others, but I'm going to have to think about it for a while.  guess I grab a magazine and go to my "thinking place"

I was working for a day in the service center that was the home base and dispatch for a lot of service personnel.  In the restroom stall was a rack with a half dozen magazines.  At first I thought, hey, that's pretty thoughtful, but then I began to think about what was actually provided.  You know, some reading material in my own resting place is one thing, but sharing with a host of others in that location?    Not so much.  

I left them alone.  

I don't touch the magazines in the doctor's office anymore either....people are sick, sneezing, or worse.  I equate these magazines to biohazards.....

Biohazards....  hmmmm.....That is somewhat of an understatement.  Right Willow?

Hay 
Jimmyt

[musclehead]

I had a couple others, but I'm going to have to think about it for a while.  guess I grab a magazine and go to my "thinking place"

I was working for a day in the service center that was the home base and dispatch for a lot of service personnel.  In the restroom stall was a rack with a half dozen magazines.  At first I thought, hey, that's pretty thoughtful, but then I began to think about what was actually provided.  You know, some reading material in my own resting place is one thing, but sharing with a host of others in that location?    Not so much.  

I left them alone.  

I don't touch the magazines in the doctor's office anymore either....people are sick, sneezing, or worse.  I equate these magazines to biohazards.....

you should wear nitrile gloves at the doctors office

[John Schmidt]

We had one called a gusher in high school....for a few moments one time. Seems "someone" flushed a cherry bomb down from the top floor, not knowing the principal was making use of one in the floor below. He was a bit pissed, got a mite damp too....no sense of humor.

[Mr.BubblesVRCCDS0008]

I once worked for a man who was in the Navy during WWI. The ship he was on head (bathroom) was not much more that a multi hole outhouse with a trough with running water undereath to carry the stuff out thru a porthole on the side of the ship. He said you didn't want to get caught sitting in there in rough weather because if a wave hit high enough on that side it would backwash the whole system out into the room. I guess during rough seas you just had to hold it.