Monday Mournings... late edition

[kiwi#9582]

A Catholic Priest, a Baptist Preacher, and a Rabbi all served as
Chaplains to the students of Northern Michigan University in Marquette .
They would get together two or three times a week for coffee and to talk
Shop.
 
 
One day, someone made the comment that preaching to people isn't really
All that hard - a real challenge would be to preach to a bear. One thing
Led to another, and they decided to do an experiment.


They would all go out into the woods, find a bear, preach to it, and
Attempt to convert it.

Seven days later, they all came together to discuss their experience.

Father Flannery, who had his  arm in a sling, was on crutches, and had
Various bandages on his body and limbs, went first. 'Well,' he said, 'I
Went into the woods to find me a  bear. And when I found him, I began to
Read to him from the Catechism.  Well, that bear wanted nothing to do
With me and began to slap me around.  So I quickly grabbed my holy water,
Sprinkled him and, Holy Mary Mother of  God, he became as gentle as a
Lamb. The Bishop is coming out next week to give him first communion and
Confirmation.'

Reverend Billy Bob spoke next..
He was in a wheelchair, had one arm and both legs in casts,
And had an IV drip. In his best fire-and-brimstone oratory, he
Claimed, 'WELL,  brothers, you KNOW that we don't sprinkle! I went out
And I FOUND me a bear. And then I began to read to my bear from God's
HOLY WORD! But that bear wanted nothing to do with me. So I took HOLD of
Him and we began to  wrestle. We wrestled down one hill, UP another and
DOWN another until we came to a creek. So I quickly DUNKED him and
BAPTIZED his hairy soul. And just like you said, he became as gentle as
A lamb.. We spent the rest of  the day praising Jesus..Hallelujah!

The priest and the reverend both  looked d own at the Rabbi, who was lying
In a hospital bed. He was in a body cast and traction with IVs and
Monitors running in and out of him.. He was in really bad shape.

The Rabbi looked up and said: "Looking back on it, .......
Circumcision may not have been the best way to start."
 

[x]

Truly... truly... one of the worst jokes I have ever heard.         

[Jess Tolbirt]

but you read it all the way thru didnt you?

[ChromeDome]

I liked it! 

[sugerbear]

there's an ap for that

http://goodmenproject.com/health/the-foreskin-renaissance/


 

[kiwi#9582]

OK... OK.....  I will try to keep religeon out of it...        violence out of it......       Hmmmmm  nothing left but politics????   

[old2soon]

Trying to remember that politics most usually involves violence and religion. Ya know-they kinda support one another. RIDE SAFE.

[kiwi#9582]

Very well said!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!