12 things that a motorcycle can teach you....

[Russell Rice]

    Twelve things that a motorcycle can teach...

    1.The only good view of a thunderstorm is in your rear view mirror.
    2. Four wheels might move the body...but two wheels move the soul.
    3. I'd rather be riding my motorcycle and thinking about God than
sitting
    in  Church and thinking about my motorcycle.
    4. Life may begin at 30...but it doesn't get interesting until about
95....mph.
    5. Midnight bugs taste just as bad as noontime bugs.
    6. Sometimes it takes a whole tank of gas before you can think
straight.
    7. A bike on the road is worth two in the shed.
    8. Young riders pick a destination and go... old riders pick a
direction and go...
    9. When you are riding lead, don't spit.
    10. Catching a yellow jacket in your shirt at 75 mph can double your
vocabulary.
    11. I've never seen a motorcycle parked outside a psychiatrist's
office.
    And Finally:
    12. Only Bikers know why dogs stick their heads out of car windows.

    Enjoy,


Found on the internet

[mario]

pretty good russell.   

[97ValkSteve]

Ha!  I always get a kick seeing dogs with their heads hanging out car windows.  Freedom of the open road and all that.  Pass the Alpo. 

[Piper]

   
    10. Catching a yellow jacket in your shirt at 75 mph can double your
vocabulary.
 

Once caught a couple of "yeller jackets" up under my kilt at a highland games in Trinity Texas.
'twas told that I was in the wrong area for the jig dancing contest.

And no, I do not ride and wear the kilt at the same time, talk about air conditioning!