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Clark
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« on: August 29, 2011, 06:50:24 PM »

well first off.. I dont speak with my radical left wingnut neighbor... seems he is anti everything I do.. including but not limited motorcycles, snowmobiles, dog owner, gun owner and on and on.. ran into another neighbor at the store tonite and she told me thast there was a LARGE black bear in his yard 2 days ago sniffing out his sheep.. took the wingnut several minutes to get the critter to leave..so now the deterrent is to sleep with the sheep to be able to shoo the bear away if and when he comes back.. I can certainly understand wanting to defend the livestock but to try and take on a bear while unarmed is just PLAIN  S T U P I D.. SHOO BEAR..SHOO
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« Reply #1 on: August 29, 2011, 06:59:31 PM »

maybe he justs wants to sleep with those sheep

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please do not send me the video
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« Reply #2 on: August 29, 2011, 07:00:33 PM »

maybe he justs wants to sleep with those sheep

 2funny

please do not send me the video


 2funny  Grin  Roll Eyes
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« Reply #3 on: August 29, 2011, 07:05:22 PM »

maybe he justs wants to sleep with those sheep

 2funny

please do not send me the video
Oss, think his wife knows about the sheep?   Evil
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Big Rig
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« Reply #4 on: August 29, 2011, 07:06:14 PM »

His family will be saying Poo Bear poo...to get him back for the service... 2funny
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« Reply #5 on: August 29, 2011, 07:39:03 PM »

Clark, be a good neighbor.  Go offer the man a large paper bag of peanut butter and honey sandwiches for him to snack on during the night.
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« Reply #6 on: August 29, 2011, 08:02:41 PM »

maybe he justs wants to sleep with those sheep

 2funny

please do not send me the video
Ditto what Oss sez!!!!!!
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« Reply #7 on: August 30, 2011, 04:14:03 AM »

This means that I am not the only one with a useless neighbor who is listed as "food" when the zombie apocalypse begins, if he lives that long.
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« Reply #8 on: August 30, 2011, 05:30:23 AM »

Do his sheep look like this one?

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« Reply #9 on: August 30, 2011, 05:45:04 AM »

Do his sheep look like this one?





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« Reply #10 on: August 30, 2011, 06:28:33 AM »

  The future score  Bear 1  Nieghbor 0

  But after the attack, could they shoot the bear or is that illeagle.

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« Reply #11 on: August 30, 2011, 06:40:47 AM »

Maybe he will find out if they really do sh!t in the woods.  crazy2
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« Reply #12 on: August 30, 2011, 06:43:56 AM »

maybe you can help him by putting some food out for the bear...could speed up the whole process for getting a new neighbor.
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Clark
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« Reply #13 on: August 30, 2011, 02:05:53 PM »

i guess its just a part of livin in the WILD WEST.. in the winter when she gets dark early I usually dont go out for firewood wo stickin my 40 in my pocket.. somethin about the occasional cougar track that gets yer attention..
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« Reply #14 on: August 30, 2011, 02:17:17 PM »

i guess its just a part of livin in the WILD WEST.. in the winter when she gets dark early I usually dont go out for firewood wo stickin my 40 in my pocket.. somethin about the occasional cougar track that gets yer attention..

rumor has it you actively chase "cougars".....even though I promised I'd never let anyone know.
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« Reply #15 on: August 30, 2011, 02:18:04 PM »

Baa Chicka Baa Baa       Roll Eyes
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« Reply #16 on: August 30, 2011, 02:21:26 PM »

This means that I am not the only one with a useless neighbor who is listed as "food" when the zombie apocalypse begins, if he lives that long.

The bear would feed many more people .... use the neighbor for BAIT !
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Clark
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« Reply #17 on: August 30, 2011, 02:47:05 PM »

i guess its just a part of livin in the WILD WEST.. in the winter when she gets dark early I usually dont go out for firewood wo stickin my 40 in my pocket.. somethin about the occasional cougar track that gets yer attention..

rumor has it you actively chase "cougars".....even though I promised I'd never let anyone know.
DUDE ..that right there is funny.. actually got one CHASIN ME AS WE SPEAK.. and I gotta tell ya @ 70 she is still pretyy friggin HOT.. took her on a ride up to redfish lake on sinday.. she is the mom of a gal friend of mine.. easy to see where my friend gets her fire from..
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« Reply #18 on: August 30, 2011, 02:59:06 PM »

took her on a ride up to redfish lake on sinday..

Freudian typo?  2funny
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« Reply #19 on: August 30, 2011, 03:03:45 PM »

took her on a ride up to redfish lake on sinday..

Freudian typo?  2funny

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« Reply #20 on: August 30, 2011, 04:47:02 PM »

Baa Chicka Baa Baa???? 2funny 2funny  I'll send you the bill for the pulled muscle from laughing so hard Katmandu.  ROTFLMAO  Thats cold, really cold. 2funny 2funny

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« Reply #21 on: August 31, 2011, 12:17:14 PM »

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« Reply #22 on: August 31, 2011, 12:30:52 PM »

So has this guy been eaten yet or what?
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