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The Anvil
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Derry, NH


« on: September 01, 2011, 10:03:51 PM »

...TO REMEMBER IN LIFE:

1. Money cannot buy happiness but it's more comfortable to cry in a Cadillac than on a bicycle.

2. Forgive your enemy but remember the SOB's name.

3. Help someone when they are in trouble and they will remember you when they're in trouble again.

4. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.

5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.
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Boxer rebellion, the Holy Child. They all pay their rent.
But none together can testify to the rhythm of a road well bent.
Saddles and zip codes, passports and gates, the Jones' keep.
In August the water is trickling, in April it's furious deep.

1997 Valk Standard, Red and White.
RP#62
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Gilbert, AZ


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« Reply #1 on: September 01, 2011, 10:06:18 PM »

and...
the race is not always to the swift nor the fight to the strong, but that's the way to bet.

-RP
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Smokinjoe-VRCCDS#0005
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American by Birth, Southern by the Grace of God.

Beautiful east Tennessee ( GOD'S Country )


« Reply #2 on: September 02, 2011, 03:02:46 AM »

Live your life so the preacher won't have to lie at your funeral.
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I've seen alot of people that thought they were cool , but then again Lord I've seen alot of fools.
DarkMeister
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« Reply #3 on: September 02, 2011, 03:10:51 AM »

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
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MacDragon
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My first Valk VRCC# 32095

Middleton, Mass.


« Reply #4 on: September 02, 2011, 04:46:10 AM »

Be what you is...
Cuz if you be what you ain't...
Then you ain't what you is... Shocked
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Ride fast and take chances... uh, I mean... ride safe folks.
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da prez
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Wilmot Wi


« Reply #5 on: September 02, 2011, 05:25:34 AM »

  Friends walk in when everyone else walks out!!!
               Do not explain, friends do not need it, enemies do not believe it.

                                              da prez
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FloridaValkRyder
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If your offended , you need a history lesson!!

Apopka, Florida


« Reply #6 on: September 02, 2011, 07:08:27 AM »

...TO REMEMBER IN LIFE:

1. Money cannot buy happiness but it's more comfortable to cry in a Cadillac than on a bicycle.

2. Forgive your enemy but remember the SOB's name.

3. Help someone when they are in trouble and they will remember you when they're in trouble again.

4. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.

5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.

Richard Pryor once said: " Whoever said money can not buy happiness was a poor mother f@#*ker"
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I still miss her.
solo1
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New Haven, Indiana


« Reply #7 on: September 02, 2011, 08:25:31 AM »

Time wounds all heels.
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RainMaker
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VRCC#24130 - VRCCDS#0117 - IBA#48473

Arlington, TX


« Reply #8 on: September 02, 2011, 08:26:31 AM »

No good deed goes unpunished.

It's not what you know - it's what you know about who.
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2005 BMW R1200 GS
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1998 Valkyrie Tourer
1981 GL1100I GoldWing
1972 CB500K1
Serk
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Rowlett, TX


« Reply #9 on: September 02, 2011, 10:26:19 AM »

The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly is to
fill the world with fools.

-- Herbert Spencer, English Philosopher (1820-1903)

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys
to teenage boys.

-- P.J. O'Rourke, Civil Libertarian

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Never ask a geek 'Why?',just nod your head and slowly back away...



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1998 Valkyrie Standard
2008 Gold Wing

Taxation is theft.

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usmc1142
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saint louis missouri


« Reply #10 on: September 02, 2011, 11:20:38 AM »

a fool and his money is some party
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"There are only two kinds of people that understand Marines: Marines and the enemy. Everyone else has a secondhand opinion."
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Momz
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ABATE, AMA, & MRF rep.


« Reply #11 on: September 02, 2011, 02:23:15 PM »

COMPOST HAPPENS!
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ALWAYS QUESTION AUTHORITY! 

97 Valk bobber, 98 Valk Rat Rod, 2K SuperValk, plus several other classic bikes
fudgie
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Better to be judged by 12, then carried by 6.

Huntington Indiana


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« Reply #12 on: September 02, 2011, 03:12:41 PM »

3 can keep a secret if 2 are dead.
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Now you're in the world of the wolves...
And we welcome all you sheep...

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Chrisj CMA
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Crestview (Panhandle) Florida


« Reply #13 on: September 02, 2011, 04:27:26 PM »

Never criticize a man until you walk a mile in his shoes





















That way, if he gets mad you are a mile away and he has NO SHOES!   Wink
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RP#62
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« Reply #14 on: September 02, 2011, 06:59:35 PM »

Anything is possible if you don't know what you're doing.

-RP
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suthrncop
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mobile, AL


« Reply #15 on: September 02, 2011, 07:17:02 PM »

Do unto others....then run like hell
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RoadKill
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Manhattan KS


« Reply #16 on: September 02, 2011, 08:00:58 PM »

Murphy's law . . . If anything can go wrong, it will

Murphy is a FREAKIN OPTIMIST ! I got stuff going wrong that couldn't possibly go wrong!
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Valkahuna
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DeLand, Florida


« Reply #17 on: September 02, 2011, 08:09:53 PM »

Doing a good job at work is kind of like pissing in your pants wearing a dark suit - You get a warm feeling all over, but nobody notices!
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The key thing is to wake up breathing! All the rest can be fixed. (Except Stupid - You can't fix that)

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Paxton
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So Cal


« Reply #18 on: September 02, 2011, 10:19:09 PM »

If you can't find Happiness, maybe she left you for somebody else!
Cheesy Shocked cooldude
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J. Paxton Gomez

1966 First year Bronco... 302 CI V8
1975 First year Chrysler Cordoba... 360 CI V8
1978 Honda 750F / Cafe Racer
2000 GL1500CY Fast-Black Standard Solo Rider

So Cal... 91205

"Four wheels move the body; two wheels move the soul."
chuckinVA
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Myrtle Beach SC


« Reply #19 on: September 02, 2011, 10:42:39 PM »

Some people are like slinky toys.  Not good for anything but you get a lot of pleasure out of watching them fall down the stairs.
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YoungPUP
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Valparaiso, In


« Reply #20 on: September 03, 2011, 07:45:16 AM »

A friend will help you move. A Brother will help you move a body......

There will ALWAYS be someone bigger and stronger than you. But they have to sleep sometime.....

Violence may not be the best option, but its always an option...

One man can change the world...with enough ammunition...
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Yea though I ride through the valley of the Shadow of Death I shall fear no evil. For I ride the Baddest Mother F$#^er In that valley!

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Clark
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« Reply #21 on: September 03, 2011, 01:23:48 PM »

OH BOY.. tried to either modify or remove that last 1 but couldnt do it.. INCOMING!!!!!
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Oss
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The lower Hudson Valley

Ossining NY Chapter Rep VRCCDS0141


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« Reply #22 on: September 03, 2011, 01:34:52 PM »

Yogi  (not Yoda)

http://www.retrogalaxy.com/sports/yogi-berra.asp

When you come to the fork in the road...take it
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If you don't know where your going any road will take you there
George Harrison

When you come to the fork in the road, take it
Yogi Berra   (Don't send it to me C.O.D.)
Paxton
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So Cal


« Reply #23 on: September 03, 2011, 08:49:17 PM »

QUOTE: "... OH BOY.. tried to either modify or remove that last 1 but couldnt do it.. INCOMING!!!!!"

Err... so what's new? Viagra? Has it been more than 4 hours? Welcome to the Club. Cheesy Grin 2funny
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J. Paxton Gomez

1966 First year Bronco... 302 CI V8
1975 First year Chrysler Cordoba... 360 CI V8
1978 Honda 750F / Cafe Racer
2000 GL1500CY Fast-Black Standard Solo Rider

So Cal... 91205

"Four wheels move the body; two wheels move the soul."
rajuur
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« Reply #24 on: September 04, 2011, 05:19:05 PM »

 Wink
you can live your life for others ...
and they will be happy
or
you can live your life for yourself...
and you will will be happy
IN 50 YEARS NO ONE WILL KNOW OR CARE HOW YOU PLAYED IT...
      C.R.Ash
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Paxton
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So Cal


« Reply #25 on: September 05, 2011, 03:24:18 AM »

r
ajuur;
50 years..?
Hum... I'd say 50 days and that is stretching it! 
Shocked 2funny

"How hurtful it can be to deny one's true self and live a life of lies just to appease others."
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J. Paxton Gomez

1966 First year Bronco... 302 CI V8
1975 First year Chrysler Cordoba... 360 CI V8
1978 Honda 750F / Cafe Racer
2000 GL1500CY Fast-Black Standard Solo Rider

So Cal... 91205

"Four wheels move the body; two wheels move the soul."
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