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Thespian
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« on: September 21, 2011, 02:46:59 PM »

What's your lady's name?
 I don't know who was the first owner of my girl, but something must have happened to him. Sad Pretty sure she was a standard. Then and had a faring, hard bags, trunk, stacks, caps, pipes, and all the chrome that I think he could find for the bike. cooldude
 Then she sat, only 1600 miles in over a decade. Cry pore girl was left outside in the rain as well. There's corrosion and pitting on the rims, rust on the cheaper chrome and pipes. Makes me think he must have lost her in a divorce. So from 15 feet away she still looks good but up close, not so much.
 So because of her condition I gave her the name "The Big Nasty" and she is one bad girl. Wink     
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Don07tncav
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« Reply #1 on: September 21, 2011, 04:18:32 PM »

Drakkar which means a Viking longship.....  cooldude
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« Reply #2 on: September 21, 2011, 04:23:06 PM »

I'm leaning towards Gardula.  I'm a Star Wars fan, and since she's a fat lady I figured you couldn't get more fatter than Jabba's main squeeze.  I could go with Yarna, the six-boobed dancer at Jabba's Palace... so many choices.
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« Reply #3 on: September 21, 2011, 04:34:45 PM »

The Motorcycle. I dont even call it a "girl".
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« Reply #4 on: September 21, 2011, 04:37:46 PM »

Mine is "Allis", as she is orange like all my other toys(Allis Chalmers). Her tail even bears her name.
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« Reply #5 on: September 21, 2011, 04:38:28 PM »

Mine had an unusual name.   When I was a caregiver for my wife and she was going steadily downhill, she told me to go for a ride on my Valkyrie.

During the ride, I named my Valkyrie Emanual (God With Us).  God most certainly was.

When I sold my Valk to Li'L D (Deb) ,she had it repainted but had the name put back on the front fender, so it's still named Emanual.   I'm lucky to have friends like Deb and Darrel.

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« Reply #6 on: September 21, 2011, 05:14:08 PM »

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« Reply #7 on: September 21, 2011, 05:26:28 PM »



"Stinger" after the bumblebee theme, and all the Harleys she's stung


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« Reply #8 on: September 21, 2011, 05:28:00 PM »

Half-Breed ....1998 Standard with 1999 Tourer saddlebags and a 2001 Interstate trunk.







Bad Mojo....Another rider had crashed it a few times the last time it was totaled. I bought it and claimed I was going to fix it another member of this site that know's both the former owner and myself said that bike had Bad Mojo and I would'nt ride it to the mailbox.







Chrome Pony....Just cause  cooldude





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« Reply #9 on: September 21, 2011, 05:33:37 PM »

My Bike is Named                                 well it does not have a name.

It is Al's Bike, The Black Interstate.

My wife says we have to keep it, cause we won't both fit on the Electraglide at the same time.

The Valk is Fatter,, Longer,, and Has a bigger seating area.

SO I am stuck with her until death do we part.

Read anything you want into that.

It would most likely be right.



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« Reply #10 on: September 21, 2011, 06:02:55 PM »

OH GOD!.....YOU MEAN I HAVE TO NAME IT?  I will await divine inspiration. Roll Eyes
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« Reply #11 on: September 21, 2011, 06:07:02 PM »

Drakkar which means a Viking longship.....  cooldude

That's vaguely homoerotic.  Wink

I always thought that naming motorcycles was kind of odd. Mine doesn't have a name. Though I did call my FLSTF "Rosie" because it was heavy and obnoxious.

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« Reply #12 on: September 21, 2011, 06:07:13 PM »

My wife named Mine Jethro.

Yes I mean the Motorcycle.

Her Convertible is named Henry.

Weird HUH.
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« Reply #13 on: September 21, 2011, 06:07:54 PM »

No-Name....I don't name my toys
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« Reply #14 on: September 21, 2011, 06:18:26 PM »

My wife named Mine Jethro.

Did you drive it into a ce-ment pond?
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Boxer rebellion, the Holy Child. They all pay their rent.
But none together can testify to the rhythm of a road well bent.
Saddles and zip codes, passports and gates, the Jones' keep.
In August the water is trickling, in April it's furious deep.

1997 Valk Standard, Red and White.
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« Reply #15 on: September 21, 2011, 06:22:32 PM »

Sorry, no name here, other than "The Honda", or the "Valk". Undecided

It's a motorcycle, an inanimate object. Now my wife on the other hand is: Hon, Sweetheart, Snugglebunny, Babe, Baby, and some I won't share. cooldude
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« Reply #16 on: September 21, 2011, 06:39:12 PM »

Her name is Esmeralda, from Victor Hugo's 1831 novel, "The Hunchback of Notre Dame".

In the book, Esmeralda was a French Gypsy girl, constantly attracted men with her seductive dances, and was rarely seen without her clever goat Djali.

My wife has long called me an old goat, so all the parts just seem to fit. 2funny
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« Reply #17 on: September 21, 2011, 06:48:31 PM »



It's a BEE thang   Cheesy   coolsmiley
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« Reply #18 on: September 21, 2011, 07:16:42 PM »

My big stud is called MGM = Mean Green Machine.

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« Reply #19 on: September 21, 2011, 07:32:19 PM »

Half-Breed ....1998 Standard with 1999 Tourer saddlebags and a 2001 Interstate trunk.







Bad Mojo....Another rider had crashed it a few times the last time it was totaled. I bought it and claimed I was going to fix it another member of this site that know's both the former owner and myself said that bike had Bad Mojo and I would'nt ride it to the mailbox.







Chrome Pony....Just cause  cooldude








Hey Joe,

What brand fairing you got on your yellow one?

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« Reply #20 on: September 21, 2011, 07:39:27 PM »

Brunhilde .. one of the more famous Valkyries.
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« Reply #21 on: September 21, 2011, 07:56:06 PM »

Click for Blog, "What's in a name."

Click for blog, "What's in a name."
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« Reply #22 on: September 21, 2011, 07:59:26 PM »

Was "Dragon".

Now "Pandora"
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« Reply #23 on: September 21, 2011, 08:36:58 PM »




well, LD because she is Long Distance for me...will go anywhere...





and of course FATASS....kinda fits...
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« Reply #24 on: September 21, 2011, 10:50:20 PM »

I like the color on FATASS.

Always been partial to white and green.

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« Reply #25 on: September 21, 2011, 11:00:56 PM »

Rude Dog
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Paxton
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« Reply #26 on: September 21, 2011, 11:34:39 PM »

"DRAGONFLY" "SHE-DRAGON" Undecided
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« Reply #27 on: September 22, 2011, 12:40:00 AM »

She is Sleipnir: Sleipnir is Odin's steed, is the child of Loki and Svaưilfari, is described as the best of all horses, and is sometimes ridden to the location of Hel. (a la Wikipedia)

"course I would have to ask Dag how to properly pronounce it. I am afraid my mid-west gringo-speak twang butchers the name somewhat.
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« Reply #28 on: September 22, 2011, 02:46:27 AM »

The "Myth of the Valkyries" provides a list of names like Piper's. Cool Wink
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mario
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« Reply #29 on: September 22, 2011, 03:21:15 AM »

she's an 01 blue with white racing stripe.  'crystal blue persuasion'.   cooldude  'nuff said.
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« Reply #30 on: September 22, 2011, 03:41:20 AM »

I call her FREYJA, who supposedly was the Queen on the Valkyries of Norse legends.
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« Reply #31 on: September 22, 2011, 03:58:06 AM »

I Used to call mine Blue Velvet... but then Willow, like most things... gets the scoop on me... and now she's simply "Blue".


And in the same theme... the IS is Simply "Green".



And just because I love this picture so much...



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« Reply #32 on: September 22, 2011, 06:23:49 AM »

Hildr.  In Norse mythology Hildr is the name of a Valkyrie who could revive the dead on the battlefield. 

She definitely revives me every time we ride!



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« Reply #33 on: September 22, 2011, 07:10:52 AM »




Simply- Rhonda, as in Rhonda the Honda & my VTX is Wanda
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« Reply #34 on: September 22, 2011, 07:15:54 AM »

Daenerys

Google it.
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Boxer rebellion, the Holy Child. They all pay their rent.
But none together can testify to the rhythm of a road well bent.
Saddles and zip codes, passports and gates, the Jones' keep.
In August the water is trickling, in April it's furious deep.

1997 Valk Standard, Red and White.
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« Reply #35 on: September 22, 2011, 07:34:17 AM »

"Silver", as in "hi-yo Silver, away!".

My GPS is named "Goose".  When I get lost (often), I will say "talk to me, Goose" and he does!
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« Reply #36 on: September 22, 2011, 07:40:45 AM »



My wife named mine. Sal... for salvage...

-Mike "it is better now..."
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« Reply #37 on: September 22, 2011, 07:57:39 AM »



My wife named mine. Sal... for salvage...

-Mike "it is better now..."


Whatcha doin with those seats???
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Boxer rebellion, the Holy Child. They all pay their rent.
But none together can testify to the rhythm of a road well bent.
Saddles and zip codes, passports and gates, the Jones' keep.
In August the water is trickling, in April it's furious deep.

1997 Valk Standard, Red and White.
Jay
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« Reply #38 on: September 22, 2011, 08:05:35 AM »

The bike. 
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« Reply #39 on: September 22, 2011, 08:06:32 AM »

Never understood naming a motorcycle.  So none of my Valkyries have had names.  uglystupid2

Like Disco says, "Thats why Baskin Robbins has 31 flavors"

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