Whatever you give a woman

[3fan4life]

Received this PEARL of wisdom in an E-mail and figured that I'd pass it along:

Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater.

If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.

If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.

If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.

If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.

She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.

So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of sh#t.

[Fritz The Cat]

In theory, this is how it's supposed to work. But in reality it's far from it. 

[sugerbear]

that's exactly how it works for me

[john]

So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of sh#t.....             
       and dats fo a fact ....           

[sugerbear]

but she does it in a loving way............

[RoadKill]

Give her crap...1 damn time,JUST ONCE! And the rest of the list is out the dang window! ! ! 

[da prez]

  it takes a lot of atta boys to wipe out one awcrap, but it only takes one awcrap to wipe out  a lot of atta boys
                                            da prez

[Dag]

A world without women would be a pain in the ass 

[musclehead]

but she does it in a loving way............

you haven't met my wife, she gives me crap from an excavator. she's eyeing a drag line for next time 

[DIGGER]

God made man......and man became lonely.......So God told man "If you will give me your heart and soul and be in church every Wed night and every Sunday morning for the rest of your life I'll make you a mate called woman.   She will love you, cook for you, make you a home, have your children, adore you, jump at your every bidding, and she will make marvelous love to you every night for the rest of your life.   Man thought this over.......and asked God "What can I get for just a rib?"

The rest is history.

[bigguy]

that's exactly how it works for me

+1

[musclehead]

A world without women would be a pain in the ass 

what exactly do you mean by tha........  oh never mind