Joke for the day (not Valk related)

[doubletee]

A fire fighter is working on the engine outside the station when he notices a little girl next door in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off of the side and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.

The girl is wearing a firefighter's helmet and has the wagon tied to a dog and a cat. The fire fighter walks over to take a closer look. "That sure is a nice fire truck," the fire fighter says, with admiration.

"Thanks," the little girl says. The fire fighter looks a little closer and notices the girl has tied the wagon to the dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.

"Little partner," the fire fighter says, "I don't want to tell you how to run your fire truck, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go faster." The little girl says, "You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren."

[musclehead]

I knew where that was going! 

[Doc809]

That made me laugh out loud!  Thanks, needed that.

[rainman]

good one Tony made me laugh and hurt at the same time
 

[Mongo]

[Robert]

 

[John Schmidt]

I read the same thing but it applied to an Amish wife who had a strap tied around the horses jewels.  A cop stopped her and told her about it, saying it was cruel. So when she got home she complained to her husband, telling him the cop gave her a ticket because there was something wrong with her "parking brake."