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BF
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Fort Walton Beach, Florida I'm a simple man, I like pretty, dark haired woman and breakfast food.
« on: April 28, 2012, 02:04:15 PM »
1. Money cannot buy happiness, but its more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle.

2. Forgive your enemy, but remember the bastard's name.

3. Help someone when they are in trouble and they will remember you when they're in trouble again.

4. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.

5. Reforming an Obama supporter is like trying to pick up a turd by it's clean end.   Smiley
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I can't help about the shape I'm in
I can't sing, I ain't pretty and my legs are thin
But don't ask me what I think of you
I might not give the answer that you want me to
 
Chrisj CMA
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Crestview (Panhandle) Florida
« Reply #1 on: April 28, 2012, 02:17:14 PM »
Hey, there is no clean end of a turd!  OOOOOH  I get it.....hehehe  Evil
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FloridaValkRyder
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If your offended , you need a history lesson!!

Apopka, Florida
« Reply #2 on: April 28, 2012, 04:32:37 PM »
 Grin 2funny Grin 2funny
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I still miss her.
Jess from VA
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« Reply #3 on: April 28, 2012, 04:56:11 PM »
3. Help someone when they are in trouble and they will remember you when they're in trouble again.

And if you do legal work for a living, never ever give out your home phone.   Angry
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Madmike
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Campbell River BC, Canada
« Reply #4 on: April 28, 2012, 06:42:19 PM »
Treat me like an a$$hole and I won't disappoint you........
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Chrisj CMA
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« Reply #5 on: April 28, 2012, 07:28:59 PM »
MY favorite:

Dont criticize a man until you have walked a mile in his shoes.  That way when he gets mad youre a mile away from him and he has no shoes.
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RDAbull
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SW Ohio
« Reply #6 on: April 29, 2012, 11:51:16 AM »
Family Philosophy....

My Wife expects the best of people and is disappointed when she doesn't see it.
I expect very little from the general public and I am rarely surprised or disappointed.
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