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Southerners know their vacation spots:
The beach
The rivuh
The crick
Southerners know everybody's first name:
Honey
Darlin'
Shugah
Southerners know the movies that speak to their hearts:
Fried Green Maters
Drivn Miss Daisy
Steel Magnolias
Gone With The Wind
Southerners know their religions:
Baptiss
Methdiss
Football
Southerners know their cities dripping with Southern charm:
Chawl'stn
S'vanah
Foat Wuth
N'awlins
Addlanna
Southerners know their elegant gentlemen:
Men in uniform
Men in tuxedos
Rhett Butler
Southern girls know their prime real estate:
The Mall
The Country Club
The Beauty Salon
Southern girls know the 3 deadly sins:
Having bad hair and nails
Having bad manners
Cooking bad food
Only a Southerner knows the difference between a hissie fit and a conniption fit, and that you don't "HAVE" them,
You "PITCH" them.
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Only a Southerner knows how many fish, collard greens, turnip greens, peas, beans, etc., make up "a mess."
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Only a Southerner can show or point out to you the general direction of "yonder."
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Only a Southerner knows exactly how long "drectly" is, as in: "Going to town, be back drectly."
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Even Southern babies know that "Gimme some sugar" is not a request for the white, granular, sweet substance that sits in a pretty little bowl in the middle of the table.
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All Southerners know exactly when "by and by" is.
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Only a Southerner knows instinctively that the best gesture of solace for a neighbor who's got trouble is a plate of hot fried chicken and a big bowl of cold potato salad. If the neighbor's trouble is a real crisis, they also know to add a large banana puddin'!
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Only Southerners grow up knowing the difference between "right near" and "a right far piece." They also know that"just down the road" can be 1 mile or 20.
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Only a Southerner both knows and understands the difference between a redneck, a good ol' boy, and Po white trash.
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No true Southerner would ever assume that the car with the flashing turn signal is actually going to make a turn.
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A Southerner knows that "fixin" can be used as a noun, a verb, or an adverb.
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Only Southerners make friends while standing in lines, ... And when we're "in line,"... We talk to everybody!
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Put 100 Southerners in a room and half of them will discover they're related, even if only by marriage.
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In the South, “y'all” is singular, “ y'all” is plural.
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Southerners know grits come from corn and how to eat them.
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Every Southerner knows that tomatoes with eggs, bacon, grits, and coffee are perfectly wonderful; that red eye gravy is also a breakfast food; that scrambled eggs just ain’t right without Tabasco , and that fried green tomatoes are not a breakfast food.
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When you hear someone say, "Well, I caught myself lookin'," you know you are in the presence of a genuine Southerner!
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Only true Southerners say "sweet tea" and "sweet milk." Sweet tea indicates the need for sugar and lots of it -- we do not like our tea unsweetened. "Sweet milk" means you don't want buttermilk.
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And a true Southerner knows you don't scream obscenities at little old ladies who drive 30 MPH on the freeway. You just say,"Bless her heart"... And go your own way.
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To those of you who are still a little embarrassed by your Southernness: Take two tent revivals and a dose of sausage gravy and call me in the morning. Bless your heart!
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And to those of you who are still having a hard time understanding all this Southern stuff....bless your hearts, I hear they’re fixin' to have classes on Southernness as a second language!
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Southern girls know men may come and go, but friends are fah-evah !
There ain't no magazine named "Northern Living" for good reason. There ain't nobody interested in livin' up north, nobody would buy the magazine!
If you're a Northern transplant, bless your heart, fake it. We know you got here as fast as you could.
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« Reply #1 on: May 02, 2012, 05:50:08 AM » |
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Is Choctaw near Snow?
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« Reply #2 on: May 02, 2012, 09:38:45 AM » |
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I thought y'all was singular and all y'all was plural.
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« Reply #3 on: May 02, 2012, 09:56:48 AM » |
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There is a magazine called "Midwest Living"...just sayin.
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« Reply #4 on: May 02, 2012, 11:28:32 AM » |
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Woodwizard, just a suggestion. Next time you copy something from elsewhere, do us all a favor and take the time to go through it and take out all of the extra lines. Sure would make it a lot easier to read.
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« Reply #5 on: May 02, 2012, 11:39:24 AM » |
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I thought y'all was singular and all y'all was plural.
Hey me 2 on that y'all business. |
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« Reply #6 on: May 02, 2012, 12:13:25 PM » |
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Woodwizard, just a suggestion. Next time you copy something from elsewhere, do us all a favor and take the time to go through it and take out all of the extra lines. Sure would make it a lot easier to read.
It looks like he tried to copy and paste a webpage into a post, because the text made the trip, but the pictures didn't. Hay  Jimmyt |
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macdoesit
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« Reply #7 on: May 02, 2012, 12:16:55 PM » |
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Woodwizard, just a suggestion. Next time you copy something from elsewhere, do us all a favor and take the time to go through it and take out all of the extra lines. Sure would make it a lot easier to read.
Early bird, Sorry bout that, You did manage to finish it, BLESS YOUR HEART  |
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« Reply #8 on: May 02, 2012, 12:18:36 PM » |
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Woodwizard, just a suggestion. Next time you copy something from elsewhere, do us all a favor and take the time to go through it and take out all of the extra lines. Sure would make it a lot easier to read.
It looks like he tried to copy and paste a webpage into a post, because the text made the trip, but the pictures didn't. Hay Jimmyt Got it thru email. No pics |
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« Reply #9 on: May 02, 2012, 12:48:58 PM » |
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M M M M M banana puddin'!
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« Reply #10 on: May 02, 2012, 01:56:31 PM » |
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Any of yall ever set in a redneck recliner?  |
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« Reply #11 on: May 02, 2012, 01:57:55 PM » |
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Any of yall ever set in a redneck recliner? I'll plead the 5th...........  |
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« Reply #12 on: May 02, 2012, 02:07:07 PM » |
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all yall need to kwit riddin dat boys butt and let him get on with gettin on.  |
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« Reply #13 on: May 02, 2012, 02:23:20 PM » |
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I thought y'all was singular and all y'all was plural.
That's what I thought, but Hotglue corrected me. But, I was more confused when he got done 'spaining it. |
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macdoesit
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« Reply #14 on: May 02, 2012, 03:22:37 PM » |
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I thought y'all was singular and all y'all was plural.
That's what I thought, but Hotglue corrected me. But, I was more confused when he got done 'spaining it. When using y'all you don't need "all" for plural, might as well say you all. When talking to 1 person y'all is singular Group of people, see y'all later one person see y'all later. |
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« Reply #15 on: May 02, 2012, 07:43:25 PM » |
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« Reply #16 on: May 02, 2012, 09:06:32 PM » |
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I thought y'all was singular and all y'all was plural.
You are correct sir! Also... I ain't never hurd nobody in da (real) south say CRICK... everbody knows a crick is what ya get in yur neck... a CREEK is where ya go to catch dem mud bugs.  |
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« Reply #17 on: May 03, 2012, 06:08:10 AM » |
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I thought y'all was singular and all y'all was plural.
That's what I thought, but Hotglue corrected me. But, I was more confused when he got done 'spaining it. If yer gonna say " all y'all" ya might as well say "Youse guys"...LOL   Y'all is good for both one or many..  |
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« Reply #18 on: May 03, 2012, 09:52:56 AM » |
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Speakin' of the south.... do y'all know the difference between a southern zoo and a zoo up north? Up north, on the cages they have a picture of the critter, along with a name and description.... down south we have a picture of the critter, a description ... and a recipe! |
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« Reply #19 on: May 03, 2012, 11:54:36 AM » |
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Take your shoes off, set a spell y'all come back now. |
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« Reply #20 on: May 03, 2012, 12:47:51 PM » |
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I thought y'all was singular and all y'all was plural.
That's what I thought, but Hotglue corrected me. But, I was more confused when he got done 'spaining it. If yer gonna say " all y'all" ya might as well say "Youse guys"...LOL Y'all is good for both one or many.. Youse guys?? You've been hanging with yankees far too much!! |
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