When he grabbed the hydrant i said Don't do dat.

Soon as ha said stump-i knew.

If that lure in his nose is past the barb-dats why you need side cutters in yer tackle box,

Why would ya wanna leave the lake fer a hook in da beak??

Had tears in ma eyes from some of dat fer laughing so hard.

And i have yet to see the shin bone that can move a trailer hitch.

RIDE SAFE.