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98valk
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« on: July 06, 2012, 09:37:25 AM »
A man goes into the hospital for a vasectomy. Before the procedure a very attractive nurse comes in and takes his vitals, then tells him to take all of his clothes off.

When he is fully undressed she instructs him to lie down on the
table. The man obeys. The nurse then takes all of her clothes off and climbs on top and has her way with him.

Upon the completion of the act the man catches his breath and asks what that was all about. The nurse informs the patient that studies have shown that before a vasectomy if the man has an ejaculation, he will be more relaxed and that the cord is easier for the surgeon to locate and sever, thereby making the surgery safer, more efficient and quicker.

The nurse then wheels the patient to the operating room.

While they are going down the hall the patient looks through a window to the right and sees six men in a room masturbating.

Curious, the man asks," What are they doing in there"?

The nurse responds, " They're preparing for vasectomies too, but you have Blue Cross, and they have Obama Care."
 
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da prez
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« Reply #1 on: July 06, 2012, 09:58:37 AM »
  VASECTOMY , changing a working model to a sports model !!
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Jack
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« Reply #2 on: July 06, 2012, 11:08:59 AM »
Best money I ever spent.  cooldude
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MrKris
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« Reply #3 on: July 06, 2012, 11:11:27 AM »
Where was this nurse last Friday when I had mine done?  I have BC/BS!!  But I also had a male nurse, so maybe it's all the same I didn't get the royal treatment  Shocked
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Stanley Steamer
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« Reply #4 on: July 06, 2012, 11:45:35 AM »
WTF???......I had BC/BS and I  never got that kind of service, and I had to shave my own "boys"......but the not so pretty female nurse figured it wasn't up to her rigorous standards and "finished" the job......my valium wore off WAY before it was time to do the deed.....but after a shot of some good stuff to the scrotum, I couldn't have felt a sledgehammer down there anymore...... cooldude

cost was $70.....basically two 35 co-pays.........and a 90 day follow up to see if any of the "boys" were still kicking........ Shocked Shocked Shocked Sad Sad Sad Sad
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Momz
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« Reply #5 on: July 06, 2012, 12:13:23 PM »
Steamer,
I saw your dance video in your skivies. Angry

The co-pays are well worth it if you never post anything like that ever again! 2funny
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Stanley Steamer
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« Reply #6 on: July 06, 2012, 12:20:05 PM »
Quote from: Momz on July 06, 2012, 12:13:23 PM
Steamer,
I saw your dance video in your skivies. Angry

The co-pays are well worth it if you never post anything like that ever again! 2funny

Some of the Ladies are wanting me to make another video.......I guess I'm just gonna have to buck up and Get-R-Done....... cooldude cooldude
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