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Daniel Meyer
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« on: July 18, 2012, 10:25:13 AM »
Apparently my evil twin came to work today...

http://lifeisaroad.com/blog/2012/07/18/cricketgeddon/

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« Reply #1 on: July 18, 2012, 10:40:25 AM »
Gawd, for a moment I thought it was a report on a 5 day cricket match (test).

Phew.
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« Reply #2 on: July 18, 2012, 10:55:55 AM »
We are still dealing with "Fish Flys" here in the SE Michigan- Lakefront areas... usually they are done by now.... They only live for 24 hours..... screw, then die.....



Has been said it was the worst year ever for them......

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« Reply #3 on: July 18, 2012, 12:08:52 PM »
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me: “Meat. Other insects. Small animals.” (I’ve absolutely no idea what they eat.) “I suppose enough of ‘em could eat a person…you know, like a school of piranha fish.”

Daniel, you're a bad, bad man.   2funny
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« Reply #4 on: July 18, 2012, 01:10:01 PM »
I took a cricket to the face a couple of years ago.  It caught me less than an inch below the eye.  I had just departed my work site on the gulf coast driving out on a road through the marsh.  My eye felt like somebody shot me with a pellet rifle.  Horrible pain, couldn't open my eye without it hurting even worse.  I rode the 140 miles home in absolute misery.

I know, I should have gone straight to the doctor, but the only time I ever go there, is when I'm leaking a blood trail behind me.

The injury stayed swollen for a week and eventually got infected.  I couldn't stand it any longer, so I decided to "pick" at it.  To my amazement, I plucked the hind leg from that cricket out of my face!

It doesn't take a million of them to take you out.  That one did just fine by himself.
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Daniel Meyer
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« Reply #5 on: July 18, 2012, 02:05:11 PM »
Quote from: Willow on July 18, 2012, 12:08:52 PM
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me: “Meat. Other insects. Small animals.” (I’ve absolutely no idea what they eat.) “I suppose enough of ‘em could eat a person…you know, like a school of piranha fish.”

Daniel, you're a bad, bad man.   2funny

Only occasionally Smiley
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« Reply #6 on: July 18, 2012, 02:05:42 PM »
Quote from: Fudd on July 18, 2012, 01:10:01 PM
The injury stayed swollen for a week and eventually got infected.  I couldn't stand it any longer, so I decided to "pick" at it.  To my amazement, I plucked the hind leg from that cricket out of my face!

Ewwww!  Shocked

I've seen horror movies started with less.

You notice any strange super powers coming on? Smiley
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« Reply #7 on: July 18, 2012, 05:39:55 PM »
Quote from: Daniel Meyer on July 18, 2012, 02:05:42 PM
Quote from: Fudd on July 18, 2012, 01:10:01 PM
The injury stayed swollen for a week and eventually got infected.  I couldn't stand it any longer, so I decided to "pick" at it.  To my amazement, I plucked the hind leg from that cricket out of my face!

Ewwww!  Shocked

I've seen horror movies started with less.

You notice any strange super powers coming on? Smiley
IDK, I tend to chirp a lot in the evenings.  Not sure if you could call that a "super-power" or not.
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« Reply #8 on: July 18, 2012, 05:50:32 PM »
 2funny 2funny 2funny 2funny
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