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bassman
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« on: May 30, 2013, 05:19:32 AM »

So the President has ordered Attorney General Eric Holder to investigate Eric Holder and Eric Holder has agreed to do it.

Meanwhile Eric Holder has promised to cooperate with Eric Holder’s investigation of Eric Holder. What questions Eric Holder will ask Eric Holder remains to be seen but Eric Holder has assured Eric Holder that Eric Holder will pull no punches or leave any stone unturned in the investigation of Eric Holder. Asked when Eric Holder would commence the investigation Eric Holder said he had a call in for Eric Holder but had yet to hear back from Eric Holder to schedule a meeting.

However, Eric Holder claimed he had not yet received a message from Eric Holder. Eric Holder then said he would again put in another call for Eric Holder. Inquiring whether Eric Holder was expected to answer all of Eric Holder’s questions Eric Holder stated he hoped so but did point out that Eric Holder could assert his Fifth Amendment right against self-incrimination.

Eric Holder did say he would attempt to negotiate should Eric Holder take that route and, if necessary, Eric Holder may have to offer Eric Holder immunity from prosecution to get to the truth of what Eric Holder did. When asked what would happen to Eric Holder if Eric Holder was found to have flagrantly violated DOJ policies Eric Holder said he would ask for Eric Holder’s resignation and if Eric Holder refused to resign Eric Holder would have no choice but to place Eric Holder on paid administrative leave. Eric Holder reportedly said, “Works for me if it works for Eric Holder.”

When Eric Holder was asked what action would be taken if he found criminal activity by Eric Holder, Eric Holder said he would he would refer it to Eric Holder for prosecution but Eric holder may be offered a plea deal to avoid dragging Eric Holder's name through the mud.
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« Reply #1 on: May 30, 2013, 05:47:48 AM »

What scares the $%^%^& out of me is that most of this sounds accurate.
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« Reply #2 on: May 30, 2013, 06:18:59 AM »

yeah,   hmmmm,, ....uhhhh....sounds good to eric holder... crazy2
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« Reply #3 on: May 30, 2013, 07:03:32 AM »

So my initial thought that the muppets have taken over in deception central was/is/are correct??  2funny Oh what in the hell am I thinking-muppets be way smarter than 99.9999% of the rum dums in deception central.  2funny If the muppets can find it in their heart to forgive me I apologize to the muppets.  cooldude RIDE SAFE.
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« Reply #4 on: May 30, 2013, 07:16:54 AM »

Yup, as I stated in a different thread; the POTUS telling Holder to investigate the DOJ is like having a fox guarding the henhouse.

In an editorial I read recently, one statement struck me re. the youngster now in the White House: "One of BO's problems(and only one) is the founding fathers of our nation were a lot smarter than he is, and the American public isn't as dumb as he thinks they are."
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« Reply #5 on: May 30, 2013, 08:17:40 AM »

Ya remember when Barney Frank investigated Barney Frank?
Oddly, he found no transgressions by Barney Frank. Even though he was guilty of manufacturing the housing bubble/crisis.
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« Reply #6 on: May 30, 2013, 08:19:19 AM »

With the subject I was really afraid to open this thread, was afraid someone had some hot pics of Eric Holder on Eric Holder action.

Considering the last post, I'm REALLY glad that's not the case, 'cause if there's something grosser than Eric Holder on Eric Holder, it'd hafta be Barney Frank on Barney Frank!
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« Reply #7 on: May 30, 2013, 08:21:16 AM »

If Eric Holder and Anthony Weiner team up and run together........yep you got it.......The Weiner/Holder ticket. 2funny
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« Reply #8 on: May 30, 2013, 08:21:58 AM »

If Eric Holder and Anthony Weiner team up and run together........yep you got it.......The Weiner/Holder ticket. 2funny

Or Holder/Weiner.  Shocked
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« Reply #9 on: May 30, 2013, 08:29:02 AM »

I can't wait to see all the Prii (Plural of Prius, I looked it up) driving around with this bumper sticker on 'em:



Which I'll admit, would still be preferable to the true left wing dream team:

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« Reply #10 on: May 30, 2013, 09:30:09 AM »

              coolsmiley           "the American public isn't as dumb as he thinks they are."
         oh?                 Undecided                   they elected him to a second term ...        uglystupid2
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« Reply #11 on: May 30, 2013, 09:32:57 AM »

With plenty of practice investigating himself, maybe we could tell Eric Holder to go F himself and he would do it...
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« Reply #12 on: May 30, 2013, 09:51:57 AM »





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