Survivor, Oklahoma Style

[kidcatfish]

 Due to the
popularity of the "Survivor" shows, Oklahoma is
planning to do
one entitled,
"Survivor, Oklahoma
Style."

The contestants
will all start in Oklahoma City , then drive to
Lawton ,

Altus,
Weatherford, over to Elk City and up to Guymon.
They will then
proceed over to
Woodward, Enid , Ponca City , Bartlesville
, and Tulsa

From there they
will go on to Muskogee , Poteau, Broken Bow,
Idabel,
McAlester and finally back
to Oklahoma City .


Each will be
driving a pink Volvo with bumper stickers that
read:


"I Love the
Dixie
Chicks,"

"Boycott
Beef,"

"I Voted for
Obama,"

"George Strait
Sucks,"

"Hillary in
2012" and

"I'm here
to confiscate your guns."



The first one to
make it back to Oklahoma City alive
wins.

[Jim_Orr]

There might be a "Survivor" because of the present shortage of ammunition, but they would still have to deal with pickups and truckers with a rather narrow mind.   

[judd]

A similar theme has been done in Alabama................... Top Gear - Rednecks in Alabama USA - American road trip pt 2 - BBC 

[GreenLantern57]

There might be a "Survivor" because of the present shortage of ammunition, but they would still have to deal with pickups and truckers with a rather narrow mind.   

Big trucks, narrow roads.

[john]

 present shortage of ammunition ....   

[Big IV]

if they weren't shutting down the library around me, and kicking me out politely with soft go away music, I would dig up a youtube clip of Uneasy Rider 88 by Charlie Daniels and insert it here.
So until I get around to doing that, hum yourself....
Sounds about right with the current thread....

"I ain't even got a garage, you can call home and call my wife!"

[PharmBoy]

There will be no winners.  They will all die in Lawton.....JTL

[Big IV]

Charlie Daniels "Uneasy Rider"

[Puffs Daddy]

Along with the propensity of Sooners to elect folks like Jim Inhofe to public office, threads like this support my decision to leave Oklahoma when I graduated high school and never return. 

[Jim_Orr]

Along with the propensity of Sooners to elect folks like Jim Inhofe to public office, threads like this support my decision to leave Oklahoma when I graduated high school and never return. 

If that is how you feel about "Sooners" then I'm glad you didn't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.   

[Puffs Daddy]

Along with the propensity of Sooners to elect folks like Jim Inhofe to public office, threads like this support my decision to leave Oklahoma when I graduated high school and never return. 

If that is how you feel about "Sooners" then I'm glad you didn't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.   

The feeling's pretty much mutual though I retain some fond memories of OU football and Bud Wilkinson. But since virtually all of my friends from high school got out of the state as soon as they were able, there was no reason to return. Oklahoma has suffered a brain drain of that sort for decades.