"Turn your head and cough" 200 times?...oh, my! I hope you're able to recruit some help.

I do have to say - as a former Texas High School football player who was fixed up quite a few times by his team doctor - it will be a great comfort to the players, coaches and especially the families to know that you are there.
I hope the "Honor" part is able to out weigh that "hassle" part.
Too bad about the "riding time" part, though!