A little competition for Johns Jokes......

[Pappy!]

Flat Stomach 
  A little boy walks into his parents' room
to see his mom on top

of his dad bouncing up and down. 
 
 The
mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen.
 She dresses quickly and goes to find him. The

son sees his mom and asks, 'What were you and Dad doing?'
   
 The
mother replies, 'Well, you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have
to get on top of it and help flatten it.'
 
 'You
are wasting your time,' said the boy.
 'Why is that?' the mom asked puzzled.
 
  'Well
when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and

gets on her knees and blows it right back up again!!

[TJ]

 

[IamGCW]

And then she divorced the Dad.

Weeks later the Son heard a noise in Moms room and she stood naked in front of her mirror rubbing her "chest" saying  "I need a man, I need a man".  This occurred many times.

Some days later the son heard a different noise an peeked into the room.  There was a strange man on top of his Mom. 

Quickly he ran to his room, stripped down in front of the mirror and began rubbing his chest.  He repeated "I need a Valkyrie, I need and Valkyrie".   

73
Gil

[FloridaValkRyder]

  Good finish to a good joke. 

[bigjohn531]

Very nice Gill.

[reclaimerroger]

If only it were that easy.