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Author Topic: If your wondering why I'm divorced  (Read 958 times)
Dan-bury
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« on: February 19, 2018, 09:33:37 AM »

While riding my motorcycle yesterday, I swerved to avoid hitting a deer, lost control and landed in a ditch, severely banging my head.
 Dazed and confused I crawled out of the ditch to the edge of the road when a shiny new convertible pulled up with a very beautiful woman who asked, "Are you okay?"
 As I looked up, I noticed she was wearing a low cut blouse with cleavage to die for...
 "I'm okay I think," I replied as I pulled myself up to the side of the car to get a closer look.
 She said, “Get in and I’ll take you home so I can clean and bandage that nasty scrape on your head.”
"That's nice of you," I answered, "but I don't think my wife will like me doing that!"
 "Oh, come now, I’m a nurse," she insisted. "I need to see if you have any more scrapes and then treat them properly."
 Well, she was really pretty and very persuasive. Being sort of shaken and weak, I agreed, but repeated, "I'm sure my wife won't like this."
 We arrived at her place which was just few miles away and, after a couple of cold beers and the bandaging, I thanked her and said, "I feel a lot better, but I know my wife is going to be really upset so I'd better go now."
 "Don't be silly!" she said with a smile, while unbuttoning her blouse exposing the most beautiful set of boobs I’ve ever seen. "Stay for a while. She won't know anything. By the way, where is she?"
 "Still in the ditch with my bike, I guess."
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I have spent most my money on Motorcycles and Women, the rest I just wasted.
Jess from VA
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« Reply #1 on: February 19, 2018, 09:36:59 AM »

 Grin 2funny
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ybnorml
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« Reply #2 on: February 19, 2018, 09:45:02 AM »

Good one Dan.......
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98valk
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« Reply #3 on: February 19, 2018, 10:23:18 AM »

 2funny
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RonBou
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« Reply #4 on: February 19, 2018, 10:32:35 AM »

"Still in the ditch with my bike, I guess."

Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
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Ronbou "Keep the faith!"
Hef
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« Reply #5 on: February 19, 2018, 03:30:31 PM »

Now that's funny right there.....I don't care who you are!  cooldude
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oldsmokey
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« Reply #6 on: February 19, 2018, 04:06:01 PM »

 cooldude Nice
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