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Title: You know you are a redneck when...
Post by: Wanderer on June 06, 2008, 07:17:59 PM
...Your washing machine is a combination wet bar and tool cart!

...Your car port is a 10x10 pop up!

Any other contributions? Go ahead, give it your best shot!  ~Jeff

(http://jlphotos.smugmug.com/photos/308456863_vioK2-L.jpg)


Title: Re: You know you are a redneck when...
Post by: Daniel Meyer on June 06, 2008, 07:41:08 PM
Well, was the washing machine tub full of ice? That would make the deal there!


Title: Re: You know you are a redneck when...
Post by: Hollywood on June 08, 2008, 10:06:18 AM
::)   you have a Valk like ours!


and 70,000 miles and she still kicks butt!

( fyi) we found out that the glass packs are 18inch(2 welded together) BUT that will soon be remedied!

as My "Redneck" and " Tigger" says, " you can modify anything with a blow torch  and a welder!"



SHE ain't pretty, but she is fast and loud!

Peace , Hollywood[/img]


Title: Re: You know you are a redneck when...
Post by: godfire on June 09, 2008, 07:47:58 AM
You know you are a redneck when.......your most comfortable beer drinking chair is also your motorcyle.


Title: Re: You know you are a redneck when...
Post by: Disco on June 09, 2008, 10:11:19 AM
I only had 1.  Promise.  Wanted more...  Please note the cup holder is full of ice water.

The only thing that got lit was the new horn.


Title: Re: You know you are a redneck when...
Post by: godfire on June 09, 2008, 11:45:46 AM
Wasn't trying to pick on you Dave, I was just going along with Wanderers' thread.

Is Janet going with you to ROT?



Title: Re: You know you are a redneck when...
Post by: Wanderer on June 09, 2008, 11:49:45 AM
Yea, I would go to ROT if my horn was that loud! ~Jeff


Title: Re: You know you are a redneck when...
Post by: Hollywood on June 09, 2008, 12:12:52 PM
You wouln't need a loud horn if your pipes were louder! LOL!
Hollywood   :o


Title: Re: You know you are a redneck when...
Post by: Disco on June 09, 2008, 01:44:28 PM
No worries, Godfire.  I can dish it out so that means I have to take it, too.  Escpecially since I can't think of any clever caption.  And yes, Janet is going, but in a cage.  So, if you have anything you want to have there but not carry there, we can cross paths prior to departure.  I'm leaving Friday morning with 2 or 3 other bikes and staying at the Courtyard by Marriott Austin Central on I35.

Just think, Wanderer, I'll have a loud horn AND a loud red-head.

And Hollywood, if you can find pipes that are louder than my 2bros 6x6, I might be interested... in ear plugs that fit inside my earplugs!


Title: Re: You know you are a redneck when...
Post by: Hollywood on June 09, 2008, 01:50:45 PM
Well, I never heard your pipes,but you  can ask anybody who rode with us, why they wouldn't ride behind us!

we have rivco horns too, and they are prettyu loud too!

I'm going to upload redneck pictures when I can figure it out!

H


Title: Re: You know you are a redneck when...
Post by: godfire on June 09, 2008, 02:31:00 PM
Sharon and I will be right up the road at the Doubletree, 6505 IH-35 North.

We are heading down on Thursday, and have plans for Friday during the day but not much after that.

Maybe we can get together sometime while we are there.



Title: Re: You know you are a redneck when...
Post by: Disco on June 09, 2008, 04:44:53 PM
Hey Hollywood, I know Rainmaker and Captain Speedo will be glad when I put a CB on the Rumblebee and can finally ride tailgunner myself instead of right in front of the tailgunner.

Godfire, if our preliminary itinerary holds, we'll get to the hotel by about 3:30 Friday.  I'm not sure if we'll head to the rally or relax for a while before going downtown.  I know one of the things on our list for Friday night is a stop at my friend's bar, Star Bar, 600 W Sixth (6th & Nueces, down the sidewalk from Katz's Deli).  We'll also mix in some time at the rally, a ride in the hills, and lunch at the Oasis.

Getting off-topic, I know.  Maybe time for a new one, or two.