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Serk
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« on: September 30, 2018, 06:38:25 PM »
(Found on the Interwebs, but a laugh I needed)

An old man was lying on his deathbed.

With only hours to live, he suddenly smelt chocolate chip cookies wafting up from the kitchen. Driven on by his favorite smell, he somehow managed to pull himself out of bed, across the floor to the stairs, and slowly down the stairs to the kitchen.

There, the old man's wife was baking chocolate chip cookies. With his last bit of energy, mustering everything he had left, he reached for a cookie only to have his hand slapped.

"NO!" his wife snapped....

"Those are for the funeral!"
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Westernbiker
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« Reply #1 on: October 01, 2018, 04:50:43 AM »
Oh that's bad.  Grin
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« Reply #2 on: October 01, 2018, 06:30:58 AM »
LOLOLOLOL..

Stealing that one..... cooldude
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0leman
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« Reply #3 on: October 01, 2018, 06:57:12 AM »
Really funny, even DW thought so.

She knows I would crawl out of my Death bed for her Chocolate Chip cookies.  She been making them for me for over 48 years.
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czuch
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« Reply #4 on: October 01, 2018, 09:38:33 AM »
One of my favorites.
I heard it, and tell it with sugar cookies.
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