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« on: January 27, 2019, 03:42:25 AM » |
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A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender said; "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened ?? You look terrible."
"What do you mean ?" said the pirate, "I feel fine."
"What about that wooden leg ?" asks the bartender. "You didn't have that last time you were in here."
"Well, we were in a battle" said the pirate, "and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fine now."
The bartender replies; "Well, ok, but what about that hook?? What happened to your hand?"
"We were in another battle" replied the pirate. "I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off. I got fitted for this hook. I'm fine, really"....
"And what about the eye patch", asks the bartender...
"Once we set sail from our most recent battle" replied the pirate, "a flock of birds flew overhead, I looked up and one of them $h!t in my eye"...
"You're kidding", said the bartender..."You lost an eye because of bird $h!t ?"
"Yeah", said the pirate....."It was my first day with the new hook !!"
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