Surprise...

[Big Tom 10628]

As soon as I lay down on the bed, she dimmed the lights and walked over quietly, almost as if gliding across the room. I could barely see a faint smile as she removed my shirt, her hands traveling across my chest, exploring, caressing. She was young, but had an assuring tone to her voice that let me know she knew what she was doing and that she was in charge. Her hands were soft and warm as she moved up and down my chest, knowing exactly where she wanted to go.

When it was over, she smiled. “You were terrific,” she purred.

"I’ll get the results of your echocardiogram over to your cardiologist this afternoon, Sir.

[Tony C.]

Man, my echo cardiograms don't go that way. Maybe I need to switch doctors?