Westernbiker
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A wise person once said.
1. We all love to spend money buying new clothes but we never realize that the best moments in life are enjoyed without clothes.
2. Having a cold drink on hot day with a few friends is nice, but having a hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks - PRICELESS.
3. Breaking News: Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore. A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot dead by the woman's husband.
4. Arguing over a girl's bust size is like choosing between Molson, Heineken, Carlsberg, & Budweiser. Men may state their preferences, but will grab whatever is available.
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5. I haven't verified this on Snopes, but it sounds legit… A recent study found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
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« Reply #1 on: April 29, 2019, 06:56:03 AM » |
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All of them sound legit to me. lol
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Oss
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« Reply #2 on: April 29, 2019, 09:39:06 AM » |
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You must be enjoying married life Chuck
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Westernbiker
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« Reply #3 on: April 29, 2019, 09:59:30 AM » |
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You must be enjoying married life Chuck
As a matter of fact, I am Mr. Oss, It only took 18 years for me to remarry. Had to make sure the second wife was actually 'THE ONE' LOL! Thought the first wife was 'THE ONE' she was.......'THE ONE FROM HELL' LMAO!!!!!!!!  |
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3fan4life
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« Reply #4 on: April 29, 2019, 10:19:33 AM » |
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Thought the first wife was 'THE ONE' she was.......'THE ONE FROM HELL' LMAO!!!!!!!! Most of them usually are. My first one was so bad that it took me 10yrs to decide that it was "safe" to marry the second one. |
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« Reply #5 on: April 29, 2019, 11:37:43 AM » |
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A wise person once said.
1. We all love to spend money buying new clothes but we never realize that the best moments in life are enjoyed without clothes.
2. Having a cold drink on hot day with a few friends is nice, but having a hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks - PRICELESS.
3. Breaking News: Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore. A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot dead by the woman's husband.
4. Arguing over a girl's bust size is like choosing between Molson, Heineken, Carlsberg, & Budweiser. Men may state their preferences, but will grab whatever is available.
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5. I haven't verified this on Snopes, but it sounds legit… A recent study found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
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Mike Luken
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« Reply #6 on: April 29, 2019, 12:03:29 PM » |
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A wise person once said.
1. We all love to spend money buying new clothes but we never realize that the best moments in life are enjoyed without clothes.
2. Having a cold drink on hot day with a few friends is nice, but having a hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks - PRICELESS.
3. Breaking News: Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore. A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot dead by the woman's husband.
4. Arguing over a girl's bust size is like choosing between Molson, Heineken, Carlsberg, & Budweiser. Men may state their preferences, but will grab whatever is available.
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5. I haven't verified this on Snopes, but it sounds legit… A recent study found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
Everyone already knows Bill Clinton was a Rhodes Scholar. ??? |
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« Reply #7 on: April 29, 2019, 12:06:13 PM » |
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Confucius says... you cannot throw a potato chip.
I didn't even know they had potato chips back then.
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« Reply #8 on: April 29, 2019, 12:31:57 PM » |
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I'm not sure what you guys did wrong, but there has only been ONE Mrs scooperhsd  32 years on August 8 |
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Westernbiker
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« Reply #9 on: April 29, 2019, 12:44:24 PM » |
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I'm not sure what you guys did wrong, but there has only been ONE Mrs scooperhsd 32 years on August 8 Well I think a congrats is in order here!  |
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« Reply #10 on: April 29, 2019, 01:21:41 PM » |
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A wise person once said.
1. We all love to spend money buying new clothes but we never realize that the best moments in life are enjoyed without clothes.
2. Having a cold drink on hot day with a few friends is nice, but having a hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks - PRICELESS.
3. Breaking News: Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore. A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot dead by the woman's husband.
4. Arguing over a girl's bust size is like choosing between Molson, Heineken, Carlsberg, & Budweiser. Men may state their preferences, but will grab whatever is available.
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5. I haven't verified this on Snopes, but it sounds legit… A recent study found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
Everyone already knows Bill Clinton was a Rhodes Scholar. ??? A wise man = Rhodes Scholar. Bill Clinton because sexually suggestive content of most of joke. Geez, if I got to explain them..... |
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Mike Luken
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« Reply #11 on: April 29, 2019, 03:55:02 PM » |
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A wise person once said.
1. We all love to spend money buying new clothes but we never realize that the best moments in life are enjoyed without clothes.
2. Having a cold drink on hot day with a few friends is nice, but having a hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks - PRICELESS.
3. Breaking News: Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore. A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot dead by the woman's husband.
4. Arguing over a girl's bust size is like choosing between Molson, Heineken, Carlsberg, & Budweiser. Men may state their preferences, but will grab whatever is available.
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5. I haven't verified this on Snopes, but it sounds legit… A recent study found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
Everyone already knows Bill Clinton was a Rhodes Scholar. ??? A wise man = Rhodes Scholar. Bill Clinton because sexually suggestive content of most of joke. Geez, if I got to explain them..... |
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« Reply #12 on: April 29, 2019, 04:40:33 PM » |
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Wife # 2-well now Ex wife 2-wuz a rude awakening. After the initial W T F over figured if all it cost me was a Cadillac and a couple G I came out ahead. Oh well-on her part wuz a done deal when she informed me she wuz leavin. Screw it-let's ride! RIDE SAFE. |
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« Reply #13 on: April 30, 2019, 07:39:05 AM » |
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I'm not sure what you guys did wrong, but there has only been ONE Mrs scooperhsd 32 years on August 8 Got ya beat, it will be 48 years in a month. Appears we'll get a few more years after that.  |
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baldo
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« Reply #14 on: April 30, 2019, 07:48:38 AM » |
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A wise person once said.
1. We all love to spend money buying new clothes but we never realize that the best moments in life are enjoyed without clothes.
2. Having a cold drink on hot day with a few friends is nice, but having a hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks - PRICELESS.
3. Breaking News: Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore. A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot dead by the woman's husband.
4. Arguing over a girl's bust size is like choosing between Molson, Heineken, Carlsberg, & Budweiser. Men may state their preferences, but will grab whatever is available.
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5. I haven't verified this on Snopes, but it sounds legit… A recent study found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
Everyone already knows Bill Clinton was a Rhodes Scholar. ??? A wise man = Rhodes Scholar. Bill Clinton because sexually suggestive content of most of joke. Geez, if I got to explain them..... It means it's entertaining to an audience of one. Too many degrees of separation with complete lack of connection..... |
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Oss
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« Reply #15 on: April 30, 2019, 07:53:44 AM » |
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Great to hear
We are only at 36 so far she was just shy of her 22nd when we met
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If you don't know where your going any road will take you there
George Harrison
When you come to the fork in the road, take it
Yogi Berra (Don't send it to me C.O.D.)
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baldo
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« Reply #16 on: April 30, 2019, 08:11:35 AM » |
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Great to hear
We are only at 36 so far she was just shy of her 22nd when we met
We're coming up on 30 and started talking about a cruise. Never been on one, sounds like it could be fun. |
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« Reply #17 on: April 30, 2019, 09:04:05 AM » |
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Just went by our 43rd. next 43 should be gravy |
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« Reply #18 on: April 30, 2019, 09:16:32 AM » |
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Great to hear
We are only at 36 so far she was just shy of her 22nd when we met
We're coming up on 30 and started talking about a cruise. Never been on one, sounds like it could be fun. I've only been on one. It was ok. I think we did a 7 day Mexico. You don't get much time in ports. Where you guys thinking of ? |
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scooperhsd
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« Reply #19 on: May 01, 2019, 05:56:39 PM » |
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I'm not sure what you guys did wrong, but there has only been ONE Mrs scooperhsd 32 years on August 8 Got ya beat, it will be 48 years in a month. Appears we'll get a few more years after that. Great for you !! I don't think we will last that long to make it to 48. This is the kind of thing I don't mind having someone being more successful ! |
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DGS65
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« Reply #20 on: May 01, 2019, 06:19:15 PM » |
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Met my wife at 16 married at just shy of 23 and been married for going on 31 no regrets!
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« Reply #21 on: May 02, 2019, 02:13:45 AM » |
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Great to hear
We are only at 36 so far she was just shy of her 22nd when we met
We're coming up on 30 and started talking about a cruise. Never been on one, sounds like it could be fun. We are coming up on 46 yrs. We have been on 5 cruises during our marriage and the best was the cruise thru Alaska last June. |
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baldo
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« Reply #22 on: May 02, 2019, 04:30:24 AM » |
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Great to hear
We are only at 36 so far she was just shy of her 22nd when we met
We're coming up on 30 and started talking about a cruise. Never been on one, sounds like it could be fun. I've only been on one. It was ok. I think we did a 7 day Mexico. You don't get much time in ports. Where you guys thinking of ? Originally we were thinking warmer climes, but between some folks here and friends that have been, Alaska is rising to the top of the list. |
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baldo
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« Reply #23 on: May 02, 2019, 04:30:44 AM » |
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Great to hear
We are only at 36 so far she was just shy of her 22nd when we met
We're coming up on 30 and started talking about a cruise. Never been on one, sounds like it could be fun. We are coming up on 46 yrs. We have been on 5 cruises during our marriage and the best was the cruise thru Alaska last June. |
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