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ybnorml
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« on: October 29, 2019, 04:52:15 PM »
A simplified urine test that is relevant for us all.

Go outside and pee in the garden.

If ants gather:- diabetes.

If you pee on your feet:- prostate.

if it smells like a barbecue:- cholesterol.

if when you shake it, your wrist hurts:- osteoarthritis.

if you return inside with your penis outside your pants:- Alzheimers
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holmes
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« Reply #1 on: October 29, 2019, 06:02:13 PM »
Wow I'm sick
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ybnorml
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« Reply #2 on: October 30, 2019, 04:52:07 AM »
Yain't paddling that canoe all by yourself holmie.....
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Tony C.
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« Reply #3 on: October 30, 2019, 05:22:25 AM »
Quote from: holmes on October 29, 2019, 06:02:13 PM
Wow I'm sick

Me, too!   Cool
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RonBou
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« Reply #4 on: October 30, 2019, 05:41:54 AM »
You guys can still pee?  Grin
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Ronbou "Keep the faith!"
oldsmokey
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« Reply #5 on: October 31, 2019, 07:17:11 PM »
I thought Viagra was to stop peeing on my slippers? ???
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Valkrocket
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« Reply #6 on: November 01, 2019, 02:21:57 AM »
No, it's to prevent ya from rolling out of bed. Wink
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