are some of you guys/gals missing out on

[98valk]

making a fortune?

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/10522729/man-farts-kill-mosquitos/

[Jess from VA]

Now that's funny.   

I once attended an outdoor Detroit Tigers game where a guy farted and both his buddies on either side of him threw up.  I was far enough away to smell nothing, but close enough to laugh myself silly. 

[cookiedough]

I tooted once in high school one big  BLAST (did not smell much to my surprise) so LOUDLY the kid in my class sitting next to me not only heard it, but felt the wooden bleachers in the gym vibrate (and so did I).  You know you done a good one if you can vibrate the wood bleacher bench in schools.. 

best to get it out one way or another either up top thru the mouth or down below....

[The emperor has no clothes]

I didn't read the original article. But as its about farting, I have an experience I'd like to share. I have a lady customer in her late 60's, early 70's. I believe she is a widow. She dresses up big time, hair, makeup, clothing, perfume, jewelry all immaculate. One day she was up at the meat counter and nobody was around. She didn't she me coming up behind her. She let out a pretty loud flatulence. I was stunned ! I could barely contain my composure as I helped her. It's been 2 or 3 years now, but every time she comes in I think about it, and wait for a repeat.

[Alpha Dog]

Now that's funny.   

I once attended an outdoor Detroit Tigers game where a guy farted and both his buddies on either side of him threw up.  I was far enough away to smell nothing, but close enough to laugh myself silly. 

I use to love going to the old Tiger Stadium, just the atmosphere of and old time stadium with that upper deck in right field sticking out into the field a bit.  Opening day was the best, I attended two of them.  1981 against the Blue Jays and the starting 3rd baseman for the Jays was Danny Ainge.  I think that was the last year he played baseball ( just could not hit enough ) but went on to a really good career as a guard with the Boston Celtics. 

[Jess from VA]

I went to a couple dozen games in old Briggs stadium in my youth.  When dad got me tickets, I'd be right down behind first or third base.  When I bought them, out in the cheap seat bleachers.  They sold an awful lot of tickets to seats right behind giant columns, but I never got one.  When I was law clerking for a couple big Detroit firms, they'd always buy seats for the whole crew on opening day.  Many years later, my brother let me fly a slow spiral over a night game in his Cessna 172 (before 911).









 

[MarkT]

When they built Coors Field for the Rockies in Denver, the big deal was there are no bad seats.  No posts holding up the upper levels - and the concessions are close to the walkways behind the seats.  You can go get a hot dog and beer and not miss a play.  Might miss one of you also go whiz.  They coulda put French style urinals so your head and shoulders are above privacy screens...  Don't suppose the ladies would want a similar solution.