If
Ft Bliss can't get you ready, nothing can.

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While it is named in honor of LTC William Bliss (1815-1853), a mathematical genius who was the son-in-law of President Zachary Taylor, I bet a lot of troops have felt the name is mighty ironic and humorous.
May he and his unit walk with God in their coming adventure.