My daughter had a grade 12 art project, where they were supposed to do a close-up view of something not normally shown so close, in a 12" x 12" format. She didn't want to do an eye, flower, zipper, etc., like everyone else was doing, so she asked for suggestions. "You could do my hairy belly button," I joked. Not visually interesting enough; not enough of a challenge, but she thought my ear would be an unusual enough subject, so she took a picture with her phone. I gotta say, she did an excellent job, but she could have taken some artistic licence and not shown the tiny zit behind my sideburn, and the white hairs growing in/around my ear hole! Yeesh! One piece of art I'm not gonna put on my office wall is my ear in 2-3X life-size.
No photo, no proof, it doesn't exsist.