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« on: March 12, 2020, 04:21:09 AM » |
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Dogs get sprayed by Skunks so often because Skunks lift their tails as a warning, Dogs see this as "Come smell my butt" which is the EXACT OPPOSITE MESSAGE from what the Skunk is trying to send. Can't remember how many times I had to soak my white german sheperd in tomato juice and he always came out pink.  |
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« Reply #1 on: March 12, 2020, 05:07:03 AM » |
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That makes it sound like it had a recent reoccurance ....  |
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« Reply #2 on: March 12, 2020, 06:14:51 AM » |
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Hey Don,
Maybe congress could enact a law requiring a three-day cooling off period before butt-sniffing...?
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« Reply #3 on: March 12, 2020, 06:54:40 AM » |
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Dogs get sprayed by Skunks so often because Skunks lift their tails as a warning, Dogs see this as "Come smell my butt" which is the EXACT OPPOSITE MESSAGE from what the Skunk is trying to send.
... Interestingly that sounds remarkably similar to middle aged men and women.  |
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« Reply #4 on: March 12, 2020, 07:00:15 AM » |
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Dogs get sprayed by Skunks so often because Skunks lift their tails as a warning, Dogs see this as "Come smell my butt" which is the EXACT OPPOSITE MESSAGE from what the Skunk is trying to send.
... Interestingly that sounds remarkably similar to middle aged men and women.  |
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« Reply #5 on: March 12, 2020, 07:48:26 AM » |
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Dogs get sprayed by Skunks so often because Skunks lift their tails as a warning, Dogs see this as "Come smell my butt" which is the EXACT OPPOSITE MESSAGE from what the Skunk is trying to send.
... Interestingly that sounds remarkably similar to middle aged men and women. I use to have a horse breeding operation, I would just turn the stallion out with the mares to do their natural thing..Interestly sometimes the mares would invite the stallion to come to them and then when he got with in kicking range they'd knock the piss out of him and then prance around like saying gotcha again, gotcha again. Does this apply to middle age men and women too... |
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« Reply #6 on: March 12, 2020, 07:53:50 AM » |
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« Reply #7 on: March 12, 2020, 07:57:02 AM » |
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I don’t think your dog is stupid, he just digs walking around with pink hair. Must be a millennial. Does he have a man (dog) bun too?  |
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« Reply #8 on: March 12, 2020, 09:27:01 AM » |
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I don’t think your dog is stupid, he just digs walking around with pink hair. Must be a millennial. Does he have a man (dog) bun too? What-like a transgender pooch? What ever the heck THAT is! RIDE SAFE. |
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« Reply #9 on: March 12, 2020, 09:53:54 AM » |
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Dogs are equal opportunity crotch sniffers (and leg humpers). Skunks are a PITA. Trap them out. |
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« Reply #10 on: March 12, 2020, 10:01:29 AM » |
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Dogs get sprayed by Skunks so often because Skunks lift their tails as a warning, Dogs see this as "Come smell my butt" which is the EXACT OPPOSITE MESSAGE from what the Skunk is trying to send.
... Interestingly that sounds remarkably similar to middle aged men and women. I use to have a horse breeding operation, I would just turn the stallion out with the mares to do their natural thing..Interestly sometimes the mares would invite the stallion to come to them and then when he got with in kicking range they'd knock the piss out of him and then prance around like saying gotcha again, gotcha again. Does this apply to middle age men and women too...
Yeah....pretty much, judging by observation only. I'm somewhat beyond middle age but if memory serves.... |
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« Reply #11 on: March 12, 2020, 01:22:49 PM » |
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Quit picking on my dog....he thought if he changed color the skunk wouldn'dt recognize him.. |
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« Reply #12 on: March 12, 2020, 05:13:36 PM » |
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Quit picking on my dog....he thought if he changed color the skunk wouldn'dt recognize him.. Soooo attempting to be a stealth pooch?  RIDE SAFE. |
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« Reply #13 on: March 12, 2020, 05:28:19 PM » |
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I don’t think your dog is stupid, he just digs walking around with pink hair. Must be a millennial. Does he have a man (dog) bun too? What-like a transgender pooch? What ever the heck THAT is! RIDE SAFE. One of the free advertising newspapers in Amarillo ran an ad a few years ago that started out "Free to a good home: half female German Shepherd"...... |
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« Reply #14 on: March 13, 2020, 07:16:05 AM » |
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I don’t think your dog is stupid, he just digs walking around with pink hair. Must be a millennial. Does he have a man (dog) bun too? What-like a transgender pooch? What ever the heck THAT is! RIDE SAFE. One of the free advertising newspapers in Amarillo ran an ad a few years ago that started out "Free to a good home: half female German Shepherd"...... Eric, But which half? The 'plug-and-play' or 'receptacle' end, or the front end? DDT |
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« Reply #15 on: March 13, 2020, 07:59:49 AM » |
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Dogs have given more to the human species than they have ever received in return for the loyalty, love, and devotion in their companionship along the millennia. https://www.history.com/this-day-in-history/u-s-army-launches-k-9-corps?cmpid=email-hist-tdih-2020-0313-03132020&om_rid=b0669388efbc4cd9e05e8c9c39e8a5f5940659669530b88fc97be1bebeae0d33"If there are no dogs in heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went." and "I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons."-Will Rogers |
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« Reply #16 on: March 13, 2020, 09:30:28 PM » |
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The other day I was watching my dog chase his tail. Round and round he went. I thought how easily dogs are amused. The I realized I was standing there watching him. |
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« Reply #17 on: March 16, 2020, 08:25:11 AM » |
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Can't remember how many times I had to soak my white german sheperd in tomato juice and he always came out pink. Better keep an eye on that dog, Don...  |
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